I try to rebuild my evil machine in the middle of the volcano, the resultant explosion destroys all of the surrounding hills and the entire continent, I move to the next continent and claim a hill there. The hill is mine!
I claim the hill by eating zapperpost like a piece of pizza and spraying an awfully disturbing smell all around the hill and presume that no one will even dare get close to the smell. I can't smell the smell though. ;-)