Since dividing by zero on my calculator only gives "Ma ERROR", I never disappeared. I push Smith6612 off the hill by poking him with a colourful umbrella and claim the hill.
I press Ctrl + Z to undo your action and I delete the contents of the clipboard and clipboard history, and all of the other system history. Now I claim the hill.
I sneak behind you smith6612, press alt + F4 on your keyboard, which disconnects you from your hill, and without any troubles I take the vocation of the King Of The Hill.
I connect to Smith6612's computer with Remote Desktop, shred every folder and file except the Windows folder, which deletes his hill. I claim Mt. Cook.
I claim the hill after forcing alexandgruntz to run Crysis Warhead at Enthusiast settings, a resolution of 2530x1600 on dual monitors and 16x AA. alexandgruntz has a meltdown and I claim the hill.