Forum game <King of the hill>

[alexandgruntz]

I claim Jupiter.

 

[ichwar]

I claim the universe, and I claim you so you have to do what ever I tell you

 

[alexandgruntz]

I hop on over to another universe, and claim a hill on one of the planets there.

 

[ichwar]

I claim everything that ever existed, that exists right now, and that ever will exist

 

[Max1337]

I become god and create a block so you cant claim anything else... Thus I now claim everything.

 

[ichwar]

then I kill you and take your place

 

[rs.top]

**drops A-Bomb on ichwar** W000000t **builds a box with 6 sides, 2 meters thick, then jumps inside and seals the last bit**

 

[IonCannon218]

Why did you just seal yourself in a box?
Meh, *puts a nuke inside the box before you seal it* BOOM! rs.top dies

 

[ichwar]

My penguin kills bnex's penguin cause he is bigger than him and then he kills bnex.

I fortify my self with a 1000 copies of linux to debrain anyone who attacks me

 

[t2t2t]

I write a virus that infects all copies of linux, poison ichwar's drinking water, build a hill and claim it. Then I turn myself into a robot with invisible shield barrier covering myself.

 

[ichwar]

I make burst a nuclear missile over t2 so that all his electrical circuts blow, then I go and claim his hill

 

[Fahad]

I burrow through the hill with a tanker, and destroy it by planting dynamite inside.

I build a new fortified hill, and claim that.

 

[ichwar]

I unfortify fahad's hill and then I kill him and claim his hill.

 

[Fahad]

I rise from the dead, and take ichwar from the now unfortified hill.
I destroy this hill, and instead build a new one, with ichwar buried in it.
I make this impenetrable, and claim it.

 

[ichwar]

but I grow and grow and grow and stretch and grow some more until the hill crumbles apart and all that is on it becomes a fine dust, and I become my own hill

 

[Fahad]

In that case, I claim you.

 

[ichwar]

but I move a little bit so that you fall off me, and you land on your head and die of a concussion.

 

[alexandgruntz]

I throw pig **** at ichwar, which reminds him of someone swimming in it. He vomits violently, and I claim the hill.

 

[theguynamedpie]

I get the hill cause i want it. A volcano destroys and murders the hill, now whoever can get to the hill over there, you know, where im pointing. Right?

 

[Fahad]

I destroy Earth, build a new hill, hide it inside the sun, and claim that.