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Once upon a time there was a mystical land where dragons flourished and Naruto fans could do all the weird jitsu that they like. They could also go on any mission they wanted. One mission that they went on was to steal a secret document from the enemy. This enemy was a rogue nation hell bent on making more cotton for their clothes. But there was a problem; they were running out of cotton. Something had to be done, so they started a jitsu-fo-shotzu war on cottonism. But we got hungry and ate a piece of clothing. But luckily, the pink elephants (with blue stripes and orange polka-dots) came to the rescue by trampling the slow natives. The Pink elephants ran over the ninjas and killed them all. The suicidal chimpanzees committed suicide. But luckily some were still alive, but with cut wrists. Then they ran around yelling destroy us all, destroy us all. Then they decided to attack a secret training base for ants. But unfortunately, they were killed by a massive gun. then they all died and the world ended. Then the magical being that lived in the sky said that earth was very expensive now because it was blown up and black. Now the story is over because the world is gone, unless the magical being creates a new one, which he does by finding a large basket full of empty coke cans and filling them with vodka and then sealing them to create a vacuum....