Forum Game <Wish>

[Smith6612]

Unfortunately some wishes do have to do wrong. It's a fact of life

I wish that I had a cookie right now.

 

[dawmail333]

Granted, but it's made of stone so you starve to death.

I wish I had working a 22" LCD monitor that can actually show a gradient instead of bands.

 

[Smith6612]

You get a fixed monitor but the colors are inverted.

I wish that people would review my site.

 

[dawmail333]

Granted, but it crashes under the loads of critics.

I wish I had Photoshop for free.

 

[Smith6612]

You get it but by means of Open Source (Psst. GIMP or PAINT.Net!!!!!!).

I wish that people knew more about open source

 

[LHVWB]

Wish granted, everyone should know about open source.

I wish that my Mod had more than ~200 downloads.

 

[Smith6612]

Wish granted, but it gets taken down for using too much bandwidth.

I wish that I would go to bed

 

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, but the bed is made of stone and you break your back lying down.

I wish the screen on my MP3 player wasn't cracked.

 

[Smith6612]

It isn't cracked any more, but your MP3 player's memory suddenly can only hold 1KB of data

 

[alexandgruntz]

I wish Smith6612 wished for something.

 

[Pi606]

Congrats, he wished for your account to be banned.

I wish that I didn't have finals to study for.

 

[Smith6612]

You don't get finals but the school year is longer.

I wish that I could have a cookie.

 

[Pi606]

You now have a tracking cookie. It steals your x10 password.

I wish I had a quad core processor.

 

[Smith6612]

You get one, but you have to pay me as that quad core came from my gaming computer, and you pay me enough to get a 6/8 core processor .

I wish that bugs weren't so annoying.

 

[Pi606]

Bugs aren't annoying anymore. So now everybody deliberately puts bugs into their program. And these start flying around.

I wish that I Paint.NET had a magnetic lasso.

 

[Smith6612]

You get a lasso but it is very fussy.

I wish that more people would use open source software and realize the goodness of it.

 

[Pi606]

More people use open source software. All of the creators realize the profits that they could be making, close the source of the software, and charge outrageous prices for them. All thanks to you.

I wish that I was perfect at C#, and PHP.

 

[Smith6612]

You get perfect at those languages but they become obsolete.

I wish that I could see another galaxy.

 

[Pi606]

You get to see another galaxy. Unfortunately, your stuck there forever in the form of a goomba.

I wish that I could play Through the Fire and Flames on expert.

 

[Smith6612]

You get to play it but your computer/console blows up.

I wish that I had 3 8800 Ultras in my computer rather than two