Forum Game <Wish>

[LHVWB]

You get a pie, unfortunately its made from pure lard.

I wish that my exams were already over.

 

[Smith6612]

They are over but you fail all of them.

I wish that I could go on vacation right now.

 

[LHVWB]

I wish also that I could go on vaction now, but unfortunately in the southern hemisphere we don't have our long summer break until after winter.

I wish that I had time to muck around one this forum.

 

[Smith6612]

You get your time but your internet gets really slow due to packet loss.

I wish that because I'm in the Northern Hemisphere (notice my ISP, Verizon is a US based company? ) that I could start vacation now as summer's less than a month away.

 

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, but because I'm in the Southern Hemisphere (Vodafone recently bought ihug, an NZ based company) it's freezing cold, and you freeze to death.

I wish it wasn't cold.

 

[Smith6612]

Your wish is granted... in about 6 months

I wish for a thunderstorm.

 

[LHVWB]

You get a massive thunderstorm which is followed by a huricane which destroys your house.

I wish for les coal power plants in aus.

 

[hermitobserver]

granted... now you have no electricity... and you die.. of starvation... after cannibalism

i wish had a pony... Pretty pony

 

[Smith6612]

You unfortunately get Charlie the Unicorn

I wish that I had pizza for dinner.

 

[LHVWB]

You get a very pretty pony, unfortunately it attacks you and eats you.

I wish that geothermal power was actually used in aus.

 

[Smith6612]

It is used, but it can only be located in the middle of dry land. Because of this, Australia causes the entire world's weather to change.

I wish that someone would answer my wish.

 

[LHVWB]

Wish granted, although I can't remember the wish.

I wish that the aus government would terraform australia by digging a channel to lake eyre and flooding it, therefore making more rain in the middle of the dessert and begginning the terreforming process, making aus less dry.

 

[Smith6612]

Granted. The weather pattern known as El Nino brings the rain, but there is soo much rain that Australia becomes the next Lost City of Atlantis

I wish that someone would check out my videos I've uploaded.

 

[hermitobserver]

granted... but everyone hated them and gave you a bad name

i wish people would stop talking about austrailia

 

[LHVWB]

Wish granted except that the continual references are UNSTOPPABLE! :biggrin:

I wish that I had a better computer.

 

[Smith6612]

You get one but it dies after a few days.

I wish for my laptop's keyboard to work better.

 

[hermitobserver]

granted
then you spill something on it and "sticky keys" is literal

i wish i was rich

 

[Smith6612]

You get money but things become more expensive.

I wish that we'd have more things for dinner rather than Speghetti every 3 days >.> (I WANT PIZZA!!!).

 

[hermitobserver]

you get pizza...with spaghetti on top...=p

i wish i had all a's in school

 

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, but they are A-'s. (You really don't want Achieved, do you? What happened to Excellence?)

I wish that marking schemes around the world were the same.