Forum Game <Wish>

[masshuu]

wish granted but it comes out to crash another way

i wish that my cpu ran cooler under a load

 

[LHVWB]

Granted, but unfortunately it it ran so cool that it shattered.

I wish Intel gave out awesome CPU's for free.

 

[Smith6612]

Granted, but unfortunately it it ran so cool that it shattered.

I wish Intel gave out awesome CPU's for free.

Intel goes out of business before they come around to giving out free CPUs.

I wish for x10Gaming to come back.

 

[LHVWB]

Granted but unfortunately they have no good games.

I wish that world of warcraft was free.

 

[Smith6612]

WoW died.

I wish that [something] [some_action] was actual JavaScript code

 

[LHVWB]

Granted, somebody makes a really cool function for javascipt, unfortunately the function will became self-aware, develop AI and take over the world in a few years time.

I wish that virtual reality was a reality.

 

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, but it's not virtual any more, is it?

I wish my new sound card worked perfectly. (Stupid drivers.)

 

[BorderLineSigs]

it works perfectly but then your computer overloads and crashs!

I wish my website made a STEADY income

 

[LHVWB]

Granted, but then hackers hack your website and make you lose all your customers.

I wish that my website was completed.

 

[Smith6612]

Wish comes true but the site data becomes corrupted before it is uploaded.

I wish for unlimited food.

 

[calvinvandermeer]

Wish granted but you get so fat that you explode.
I wish I was inspired.

 

[Smith6612]

You were put down instead.

I wish that I worked harder to learn PHP.

 

[LHVWB]

Wish granted, but it takes you so long that php is obsolete.

I wish that wishes were like fishes, and you could fish them from the sea.

 

[Smith6612]

Unfortunately those wishes all become sharks.

I wish that l33tspeech was spoken more in games to make me laugh

 

[LHVWB]

Granted but then gamers become a different race because of their own langauge.

I wish that fast Internet connections were supplied free by the government.

 

[Smith6612]

Granted but then gamers become a different race because of their own langauge.

I wish that fast Internet connections were supplied free by the government.

The government gives you free internet but unfortunately the speed they give you is 128kbps/128kbps, and your taxes go up.

I wish for the nVidia 9 series cards to look more impressive.

 

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, they look more impressive than a melted PCI graphics card from the days of Windows 95.

I wish our train wasn't late arriving home. (I was delayed an hour this afternoon. Another train broke down.)

 

[LHVWB]

Your train arrives early at the station where you get on, unfortunately it arrives so early that you can't make it in time and you have to wait for the next train anyway.

I wish that public transport was instant, through teleporting.

 

[alexandgruntz]

Granted but the teleporter breaks down too often.

I was delayed yesterday because a freight train in front had one carriage that was too tall to go under the bridge. :rant2:

I wish that carriage wasn't too tall.

 

[LHVWB]

Granted, but to make the carriage smaller not as much freight can be carried and now your supermarket will run out of milk.

I wish that it would rain more. :happysad: