Forum Game <Wish>

[zapperpost]

Granted, but in Legos.

I wish I had an avatar that didn't destroy computer screens.

 

[Smith6612]

Wish granted. It's not messing mine up! LCD ftw!

I wish for ?

 

[zapperpost]

Granted, but you get THIS too.

I wish I had a screen bigger than 1680x1050@32. My current 1680x1050@32 monitor is worse than the bigger one you will have to grant me!

 

[LHVWB]

Wish denied, you order a huge monitor, but they send you one with only 800 x 600.

I wish that I had more time to work on SMF Mods....

 

[zapperpost]

Granted, but that mod must be a new SMF bridge for e107!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish I had a way to advertise my website that recently blew up (almost literally).

 

[alexandgruntz]

Granted.

(BTW zapperpost what are you complaining about? I'm on 1280x1024.)

I wish for a 22" widescreen LCD monitor with 1680x1050 native resolution.

 

[LHVWB]

You get a 3" CRT with 200x100 native resolution.

I wish for more credits.

 

[Smith6612]

You get more credits... anti-credits!

I insert Stoli.

 

[LHVWB]

Lolz, you need to wish not insert. You get nothing cause you didn't wish for anything.

I wish that I was a Sr Mod.

 

[Smith6612]

Exactly!

Wish granted, but then since there is too much staff around, you are demoted to normal user.

I wish for a better WYSIWYG editor on the forums.

 

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, but it explodes.

I wish that my laptop was faster.

 

[LHVWB]

It becomes so fast, that the AI from your games because super intelligent and uses it to take over the world.

I wish that world domination was eaisier.

 

[Smith6612]

Wish granted, but you dominate yourself and everything implodes.

I wish for more money.

 

[LHVWB]

Wish granted, you get thousands of francs, pity that they aren't in use anymore...

I wish that inflation wasn't so bad in Aus.

 

[Smith6612]

Wish granted, but your gold coins go down to 0.02 cents

I wish for unlimited money.

 

[LHVWB]

Wish granted, unfortunately everyone has swapped back to a barter system.

I wish that I had 2000 posts...

 

[Smith6612]

Wish granted. Post more at the expense of your bandwidth.

I wish for FiOS now!

 

[LHVWB]

You get a slightly faster dial-up connectio.

I wish that I had more time to work on my website.

 

[Smith6612]

Wish granted, but the site gets erased by a hacker since there was a massive security flaw.

I wish for something new to come out.

 

[Brayden]

Granted!!! It comes out then kills you.

I wish nobody was poor