Forum Game <Wish>

[Smith6612]

Wish granted. However now you become muted as well and no one can hear you.

I wish that it wasn't very cold this morning.

 

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, but now it's 40 degrees plus.

I wish that I had a 7.1 speaker system.

 

[Smith6612]

Wish granted. However you overloaded the speaker system and the sound system blew on you

I wish that I had a new laptop.

 

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, but it has a Celeron CPU, 512MB of RAM, an 80GB hard drive and Windows Vista Home Basic. It runs like a slug and has a WEI score of 1.3.

I wish that I had a laptop that scored 4.0.

 

[Smith6612]

Wish granted. However, it requires an under the laptop cooling system so you have to carry around the cooling system and the laptop to keep the laptop cool.

 

[Max1337]

Lol.
You aint gonna wish?

I guess I'll just make one then...
I wish I was admin/staff - lol

(Probably won't get it anyways)

 

[Smith6612]

Wish granted. However you are overwhelmed as staff and you are demoted since you were overloaded.

I wish that I would sign up to be a staff member.

 

[alexandgruntz]

Wish granted. However you are overwhelmed as staff and you are demoted since you were overloaded.

I wish that I didn't copy and paste that.

 

[Zdroyd]

You get arrested for Copy Right infringement.

I wish I could be a staff member. (Lets keep this one going!)

 

[Max1337]

Wish granted, except the servers stopped working so you dont get staff

 

[alexandgruntz]

I wish that Max1337 made a wish so I could corrupt it.

 

[Smith6612]

Wish granted. I corrupt your wish though.

I wish that this wish was uncorruptable.

 

[Zdroyd]

Your wish is unununcorruptible.

I wish this Mac did not suck.

 

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, it no longer sucks your memory, but it then sucks your hard drive.

I wish that everyone used Windows Vista.

 

[Smith6612]

Wish granted. However you have to give everyone a dollar.

I wish that I could have more credits.

 

[louisfluff]

Granted, you are pinned with all of the world's problems.

I wish for a human sized hamster ball.

 

[Max1337]

wish granted..
except it magically shrinks in size till you get crushed and die...

i wish that i had a new car

 

[Zdroyd]

There you go!

I wish that Hitler had been a nicer guy...

 

[Smith6612]

Wish granted. There's one less war in the world, however the Cold War began and would still be going on today, but we'd be on Mars by now.

I wish that I knew Spanish better.

 

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, by one word.

I wish that I could be bothered to practice my Japanese.