Funny Jokes

Kurther Reich

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There is a comedian who I thought was very funny, he died recently:sad:, but he was hilarious, his name was mitch hedburg. Here's some of his jokes:

I hate turtlenecks. I have such a weak neck. Plus if you wear a turtleneck it's like being strangled by a really weak guy ... all day. And if you wear a turtleneck and a backpack it's like a weak midget trying to bring you down.

I tried to throw away a yo-yo. It was dang impossible.

One time a guy handed me a picture of himself, and he said, "Here's a picture of me when I was younger." Every picture of you is of when you were younger. Here's a picture of me when I am older. How'd you pull that off? Let me see that camera .

My sister wanted to be an actress, but she never made it. She does live in a trailer. She got half way. She's an actress, she just never gets called to the set

The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how much I play, I'll never be as good as a wall. I played a wall once. They're relentless.

Rice is a good food if you're hungry... and want 2000 of something.



there ya go!
-Reich:santa:
 

Matt

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mitch hedberg? oh my god he was so funny! thats really horrible. his jokes were so funny. thats sad.
 

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Yes that is sad. His jockes where funny I always laughed when he made one...he will be missed!
 

golz

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I've never heard of him, but I'm sorry he died :(
 

The_Magistrate

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Mitch did a show at my university a month before he died.

I'm really glad I went to the show because his death is a loss to the comedic world.
 

Neuromancer

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I don't place the name but they are some good jokes... probably all the better with a good comedian telling them.

Its never funny when a comedian dies :(
 

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great jokes but it is sad about his death... :sad: :crying:
 
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