And Earthlink is God slow. I'm running 7.1Mbps DSL right now, but I will be getting fiber optic (Verizon FiOS) in the very near future, speeds up to 50Mbps on the download!!! Upload, a good 20Mbps.
I kill you with the following grammatically correct sentences:
A shouting disaster replaces each pop nightmare.
Above the cave breathes an epic exponential.
The polynomial prefix rends a manual coincidence.
The won result rolls the dye inside the mass ground.
The natural hope plays outside the infect pedantry.