I kill alexwhogrunts by spelling his name in a totally wrong manner purposefully for the purpose of aggravating him so that I can see him become mad and get angrier ever word of this long loquacious sentence he reads, to the extent that he gets so frustrated that he uses his non existent super powers to exterminate the x10hosting servers and in the process annihilates his own precious Eee thus causing a strain that his too great for him to bear, so he receives a heart attack and dies slumping over his broken Eee.