I was banned because...

[Noodles8]

I was banned for allowing my insurance to expire. That gecko told me I was paid up....that...gecko... he will pay for his lies...

How were you banned?

 

[Smith6612]

I was banned because I ate an apple.

How were you banned?

 

[Mitch]

I was banned because Smith6612 likes to ban me.

How were you banned?

 

[tttony]

I was banned because I dont like that baseball team

How were you banned?

 

[GTKILLA]

I was banned for ban evading!

How were you banned?

 

[Twinkie]

I was banned for abusing chris's sigchat. I put a PayPal message :3

How were you banned?

 

[IonCannon218]

I was banned by that cop behind the sign.

How was you banned?

 

[ichwar]

I was banned by no internet connection, and a frozen pc.

How were you banned.

 

[Mitch]

I was banned for not posting spam

How were you banned?

 

[ichwar]

I was banned because mitch was posting spam in his sig.
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How were you banned?

 

[Mongoose92]

I was banned by Mitch's tank.

How were you banned?

 

[ichwar]

I was banned because I got bitten by 92 Mongooses

 

[Mongoose92]

I was banned because my pet mongooses (mongeese?) attacked ichwar.

How were you banned?

 

[ichwar]

I was banned because mongoose won't get rid of his naste pet mongeese

how about you?

 

[reybre]

I got banned cause I didn't post in the forums....stupid

 

[ichwar]

I got banned because the wolf in reybre's avatar bit me.

How were you banned?

 

[Max1337]

I got banned because that eagle in ichwar's avatar kept pecking at my head.

 

[ichwar]

I got banned because max was skateboarding in the forums

 

[istore_admin]

I got banned because i never worte in this thread till now.

How were you banned?

 

[Twinkie]

I was banned for ghosting on the IRC server.

How were you banned?