Is Elvis Presley Still Alive?

[Zenax]

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/17082006/80-132/corrceted-s-find-elvis-3-million.html

According to this news article a reward has been offered for anyone who finds elvis alive!

Check it out!

Regards,
Zenax

 

[dharmil]

yeah i think some one is a little slow

as far as i know he is dead

 

[Spartan Erik]

Lol that has to be a joke. I guess there are some crazy conspiracy theorists out there who are willing to believe anything.. he's been dead for quite awhile now..

 

[Zenax]

Are you entirely sure though! You can't be certain of anything in this world....

 

[Chris Z]

what's he gonna do hide in one house one day, then sneak away to another one, i've heard nothing of him for so long so he's definitely dead in my mind

 

[Cynical]

Just because they are offering a reward for something doesn't mean it's possible. For example, I can offer a $1M reward for someone to eat the planet Pluto in its entirety...

 

[Node1]

The question is, why would he still be alive? If he came back with a single I would personally assasinate him.

 

[ikki()]

Um, yea, he's still alive :nuts:.
Look at it like this. If I faked my own death, how long can I actually keep it a secret.

Sure, pretty long. But not forever. If he still is alive, somethings going to happen. I dont think credit cards work for people with death certificates .

Yea, he isnt alive.

 

[kryptonyte]

Just because they are offering a reward for something doesn't mean it's possible. For example, I can offer a $1M reward for someone to eat the planet Pluto in its entirety...

Get a telescope and look in the sky. Pluto is gone and I ate it now here is my reward! Alright so maybe I didn't but who knows maybe we can manage to get a extremely long ranged nuke to reach it...you never know...

Yea Elvis Presley is dead and has been for some time now. No one can stay hidden long in this world unless Elvis Presley is secretely Osama bin Laden! What they kinda look alike...maybe...:nuts:

 

[noerrorsfound]

No one can stay hidden long in this world unless Elvis Presley is secretely Osama bin Laden! What they kinda look alike...maybe...:nuts:

Almost like twins.

 

[Futeki]

If anybody is NOT dead, I would say Tupac, due to his new singles that come out that are supposedly old tracks that were not released before. Even that is the biggest long shot theory as I doubt it to be true, but it is at the very least more believable than Elvis being alive.

 

[jvp856]

Or he killed Michael Jackson and had some plastic surgeries and is now the freak we know today.

 

[Conor]

Elvis Presley is dead, found in his Memphis home dead, he is dead.


rofl

 

[disturbedart]

Elvis ... hmm hes probably dead and but for defiant hes dead in my mind.
Hes been gone for so long now he must be dead. Unless hes hiding in a forest on bugs.

 

[jvp856]

Maybe he has got an evel twin brother, wich if you can find him...:drool:$$$$$$$$$$$$:drool:

 

[Zenax]

I believe him to be dead but then again you can't really be certain of anything in this world! It would be good if he was alive but you know .....

 

[Cubeform]

Elvis was found dead in his home. It's impossible that he's still alive. That contest is absurd. I could start a new contest right now:

OK, guys, First one who brings me a tactical nuclear warhead capable of destroying a country the size of Russia wins a million dollars!

That doesn't mean they can. I could have sworn it was April 1st when they started the contest.

But maybe Elvis' soul was abducted by aliens and they left his body dead. Then, using secret alien technologies, they put his soul into a new body and made him their evil emperor. Then in the year 2500, Elvis and his army of aliens will come down to earth and invade it!

Okay, maybe I was going a bit off topic.

My point is, whoever thought of the contest was probably doing some serious cough syrup or something.

 

[[XiRE]]

OK, guys, First one who brings me a tactical nuclear warhead capable of destroying a country the size of Russia wins a million dollars!

That doesn't mean they can.

Ok. You better be careful what you say. THere might be someone crazy enough to try that.

But seriously. I dont know if Elvis is dead, and I dont know if Tupac is dead. I believe they are both dead, and not coming back anytime soon. Sooo... :dunno:

 

[trinsic]

Hell if Elvis was alive I'm sure he doesn't have a problem blending in with the other Elvis lookalikes. He simply gets more comments then others

 

[jaint]

He's not alive, people delude themselves to believe the craziest conspiracy theories, all so that they don't have to accept the truth or reality of certain events. Some call it a conspiracy theory, I call it a coping mechanism - the guy is dead, so is Tupac, and same with Machiavelli and Andy Kaufman.