Chuck N. eats bears, Michael Phelps eats bear-eating sharks.
Every time Michael Phelps farts in the water a hurricane is formed.
God created the Bermuda triangle as a prison for Michael Phelps but nothing can hold Michael Phelps.
When Michael Phelps was born he swam out of his mother in 4.5 seconds which was a world record. The previous world record was 5 seconds which was also set by Michael Phelps.
It rains because dry land does not deserve to feel Michael Phelps walk upon it.
Michael Phelps caused an uproar when he joined the United States Olympic swim team instead of his native Atlantis. The Atlantians blew themselves up in protest.
Recent scientific discoveries has led most researchers to re-name the Bermuda Triangle the Michael Phelps Trianlge.
On a lazy day Michael Phelps will only do half of his “Active Volcano” laps.
Michael Phelps found Nemo.
When Michael Phelps dives into the water he doesn’t get wet, the water gets Michael Phelps.
The reason many aquatic animals have evolved occurred because they all wanted to be like Michael Phelps.
Giants squids are very rare. They also happen to be Michael Phelps' favorite food.