My Cat Downloaded the Porn, Not Me!

[adamparkzer]

A man in Florida is being charged with ten counts of possession of child pornography and is being held on $250,000 bond after investigations officers found over a thousand child-pornographic pictures on his computer.

When questioned, the man said he was downloading music when his cat jumped on his keyboard. When he returned to his computer while leaving the area unoccupied for some time, he discovered "strange things" on his hard drive.

(Source: http://cbs2chicago.com/watercooler/cat.porn.downloads.2.1119679.html)

 

[the_site]

Haha, usually the dog takes the blame.

 

[garrettroyce]

The thing is, he tried to get the cat to delete the files, but couldn't. So, he left them on there. What a bummer. I'd kill that cat.

 

[wolflock]

ROTFL!!! I would have thought the cat would go for cat porn.

 

[hakanish]

I think they should listen to cat's side too.

 

[jmcgowan]

wow. just... wow. Really, what can you say to that? Can I use that excuse for all the warez... I mean, legal software on my computer?

 

[adamparkzer]

wow. just... wow. Really, what can you say to that? Can I use that excuse for all the warez... I mean, legal software on my computer?

There was actually someone on the forums not long ago that told us that he was suspended for uploading nulled scripts, but he claimed on the community support area that his little brother uploaded them while he wasn't there.

Independent from how true or false that is, people need to protect their x10Hosting accounts from their little brothers (or their computers from their cats).

 

[Kayos]

That cat should be arrested for downloading all that kitten porn.

 

[masshuu]

That cat should be arrested for downloading all that kitten porn.

12 years old isn't kittens

 

[wolflock]

12 years old isn't kittens

You have a point there. LOL

 

[tittat]

The cat may have jumped and downloaded all those stuff. But my question is, from where do the cat got link to download????

 

[doublebogie]

great alibi i say!

 

[perodua]

mhmm

 

[dylburger]

I wonder if my girlfriend will buy that the next time I get caught with real porn

 

[xav0989]

I wonder if my girlfriend will buy that the next time I get caught with real porn

you could try, but don't push the luck... I don't think it works with real porn (dog do the real porn, cat take the rest)

 

[kevindank]

lol

 

[poripa]

lol