Post your favorite quote

[compwhizii]

Let's here your favorite quote! Besure to tell us where it comes from.

"1.21 Jiggawatts!!"
--Back To the Future

--Note--

Please don't comment on other quotes, let's keep this clean!

 

[Dan]

"If an adverb describes a verb, why does an adjective describe a noun and not a jective?" Anon

 

[Smith6612]

"I R TEH VEHICULAR!!!"

It's a quote I made up playing Halo one day. My name is "a vehicle" so I'm sure you can guess where I came up with that lol.

 

[alexandgruntz]

Real people use Firefox to browse the net.
-me

 

[Spartan Erik]

Pvt. Joker: Is that you John Wayne? Is this me?
- Full Metal Jacket

Pvt. Pyle: Seven-six-two millimeter. Full. Metal. Jacket.
- Full Metal Jacket

Dirty Harry: But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
- Dirty Harry

 

[tttony]

I saw you die Mr. Anderson

Matrix Reloaded

 

[tittat]

\"If you give a child a fish you feed him for a day, if you teach him fishing you feed him for a lifetime.\" - a Chinese proverb

 

[Kayos]

******* leave. - Clarance Boddicker (robocop)

 

[warlordste]

its time to prove to yout friends you give a dam sometimes that means by dying, sometimes it means killing a whole lot of people! - sin city and also you ethier die a hero or live long enogh to see your self become the villian - tdk

 

[swirly]

Some are unknown, and have no author.

“If death meant just leaving the stage long enough to change costume and come back as a new character...Would you slow down? Or speed up?”

“You are not special. Your are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else.”
Chuck Palahniuk quotes

“Intelligence is the ability to avoid doing work, yet getting the work done”
linus torvolds

No matter how complicated a problem is, it usually can be reduced to a simple, comprehensible form which is often the best solution.
-An Wang

Some people have told me they don't think a fat penguin really embodies the grace of Linux, which just tells me they have never seen a angry penguin charging at them in excess of 100 mph. They'd be a lot more careful about what they say if they had.”
-Linus Torvalds

When you say "I wrote a program that crashed Windows," people just stare at you blankly and say "Hey, I got those with the system, for free." -Linus Torvalds

The Linux philosophy is 'Laugh in the face of danger'. Oops. Wrong One. 'Do it yourself'. Yes, that's it.” -Linus Torvalds

See, you not only have to be a good coder to create a system like Linux, you have to be a sneaky bastard too”
-Linus Torvalds

My name is Linus, and I am your God.” -Linus Torvalds

Microsoft isn't evil, they just make really crappy operating systems.” -Linus Torvalds

If Microsoft ever does applications for Linux it means I've won.” -Linus Torvalds

“I didn't fail the test, I just found 100 ways to do it wrong” -Benjamin Franklin

 

[Smith6612]

"Is that a lag? Is that a spy? What is it? xD"

It's something someone in TF2 said today in a server which I thought was creative lol. I replied "It's a lag. There's no spies here "

 

[Dark_Venom]

"Sharing Information is Never a Crime!" - Xavier West

 

[Mitch]

[Maybourne tosses an explosive in the lake to 'catch' some fish]
Colonel Jack O'Neill: That is just wrong on so many levels.

Colonel Harry Maybourne: You wanted to kill me from the start.
Colonel Jack O'Neill: Ah, screw you, Maybourne. I was joking. Look what you did to my leg.
Colonel Harry Maybourne: I set the trap for the pig.
Colonel Jack O'Neill: With a grenade?

Colonel Harry Maybourne: Sorry, Jack. I never should've dragged you into this.
Colonel Jack O'Neill: Yes, Harry. You've been a very bad boy.

Colonel Jack O'Neill: Hey, don't you die on me now.
Colonel Harry Maybourne: What difference would it make?
Colonel Jack O'Neill: Because we're about to be rescued.
Colonel Harry Maybourne: Oh, that's nice.
Colonel Jack O'Neill: Isn't it?

Colonel Jack O'Neill: I think you suffered enough. Hell, I even got to shoot you.
Colonel Harry Maybourne: Twice.

And this one:

O'Neill: I'd like to apologize in advance for anything I may say or do that could be construed as offensive as I slowly go nuts!

Hammond: So, Merrin, I understand you're a reactor expert.
Merrin: Yes.
O'Neill: How old are you?
Merrin: I'm eleven. How old are you?
O'Neill: So Merrin, I understand you're a reactor expert.

O'Neill: All right, I gotta know. What the hell does "kree" mean?
Jackson: Well, actually, it means a lot of things. Loosely translated it means "attention," "listen up," "concentrate—"
O'Neill: "Yoo hoo"?

Teal'c: Have you not read the Bible, O'Neill?
O'Neill: Oh, yeah, yeah... Not all of it. Actually, I'm listening to it on tape. Don't tell me how it ends.

O'Neill: You know that "we come in peace" business? Bite me.

O'Neill: You know me, I'm a huge fan of subtlety, but that's downright encrypted.

 

[Twinkie]

What is tomorrow but yesterdays today?
-Heard that off sponge bob.

 

[ShadowmasterX]

Bernadette Devlin:

Yesterday I dared to struggle. Today I dare to win.

 

[cheesycraps]

"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn’t work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me."

---Emo Philips

 

[tttony]

"Vista is the best Operating System of the world"

Somes peoples...

 

[DeadBattery]

"Lord of the Flies is basically Charlotte's Web except with from a fly's point of view" - Jake from Two and a Half Men

 

[khaledphp]

"Publish your website as much as your bandwith "
Me Today

 

[ShadowmasterX]

Re: Wordpress 2.7

All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
Edmund Burke

All that's necessary for the forces of evil to win in the world is for enough good men to do nothing.
Edmund Burke