Vending Machine (Game)

[dawmail333]

Here's how it works:

I say I insert something in to the vending machine (could be $1, could be something else). Then the poster below me tells me what comes out, and puts something in themselves, e.g:

I insert $1

You get a packet of bubblegum
I insert a credit card

You get a huge bill with 15.4%pa interest
I insert my right nostril

etc. etc. (I'd hate to be the next person...)

So I'll start:

I insert a half eaten stick of chalk.

 

[Socius]

You get advise on what to and what not to eat.
I insert a smurf.

 

[dawmail333]

You get a very annoying theme song stuck in your head (and you can't remember what it's from)

I insert a hand grenade.

 

[Smith6612]

You blew up your snack that you were trying to get out.

I insert a piece of chewed gum.

 

[dawmail333]

You get the teeth that were left on it.

I insert Windows Vista

 

[Starshine]

You get the teeth that were left on it.

I insert Windows Vista

You get Bill Gates offering to buy you for less than you are worth.

I insert x10hosting

 

[dawmail333]

You get an angry Corey (for destroying the work he made) and an angry populace (for destroying something so awesome).

I insert a microwave.

 

[Smith6612]

You get radioactive chips.

I insert a server.

 

[dawmail333]

You get a variety of websites and one hell of a hard job. (Thanks Corey for your hard work!)

 

[Smith6612]

YAY I love computer work!

I insert a 343 Guilty Spark.

 

[dawmail333]

You get a Spartan Laser up the right nostril.

I insert a lockpick.

 

[Smith6612]

You get an empty safe.

I insert air.

 

[dawmail333]

You get a blast of steam that removes your head from your neck.

I insert a ream of paper.

 

[Smith6612]

You get paper cuts.

I insert a kick.

 

[Starshine]

You get paper cuts.

I insert a kick.

You get a set of arms that come out, turn you around and kick you in the butt.

I insert all of the x10 administrators.

 

[Smith6612]

It comes out with a banhammer and a very large forum, and a few servers (I think you put too much in D: ).

I insert fast internet.

 

[dawmail333]

You get a piece of paper saying "Dream on!"

I insert a banananananananana.

 

[Starshine]

You get a piece of paper saying "Dream on!"

I insert a banananananananana.

You get back a rotten banana creame pie.

I insert a Spy Kids 3 movie

 

[Dahlriku]

You get noxious ooze.

I insert a soul.

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get you.

I insert Windows 98.