Vending Machine (Game)

[alexandgruntz]

You start flashing.

I insert a dead tablet PC.

 

[achilleasgr]

You get a dead tablet PC - not even a trashcan would want it.

I insert a TV

 

[xweetok59]

It explodes!

I enter a suckish site!

 

[ariance]

You get http://www.angelfire.com/super/badwebs/.

I enter Spotify.

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get music.

I insert time.

 

[xweetok59]

The time vanishes and u are in a unkown dimension!




I enter a vending machine in the vending machine (lol)!

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get a normal vending machine.

I insert chips.

 

[achilleasgr]

The machine's health degrades - you get blood.

I insert useless commercials.

 

[mattura]

you get useful infotainment

I insert corporate spiel

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get words which I don't understand.

I insert awesome ads.

 

[mattura]

you get compelled into buying things you don't need

I insert materialism

 

[achilleasgr]

You get instructions on how to kill yourself.

I insert The Simpsons family.

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get animated awesomeness.

I insert a MicroSD card.

 

[achilleasgr]

You get a memory stick micro.

I insert freeware security software.

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get avast!, which apparently isn't as good as it used to be. :|

I insert blinking lights.

 

[achilleasgr]

The vending machine integrates then to the system, and starts annoyingly flashing.

I insert a horn.

 

[alexandgruntz]

The vending machine integrates them into the system, and starts annoyingly honking.

I insert a key.

 

[achilleasgr]

I insert Nico Bellic

 

[smithee]

You get GTA IV

I insert a brain cell (to help with your memory achilleasgr, so you never forget about the second part of the post) :biggrin:

 

[mattura]

you get Reason, so you can realise it was the first part of the post achilleasgr forgot

I insert faith