Vending Machine (Game)

[DeadBattery]

You get identity theft.

I insert a $2 bill

 

[smithee]

You would have got £1.29 back, but the machine does not give out change, so you get nothing.

I insert my car keys

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get your car stolen.

I insert a $2 coin.

 

[Zubair]

You got jackpot

I insert my car

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get expensive petrol.

I insert light.

 

[lgm432]

You suddenly feel faint, sit down, and the world turns black. You are alone now. Not dead, not alive. Just alone...

I insert a computer running Windows Vista.

 

[achilleasgr]

You get the Scarlet Crusade.

I insert Windows Media Player.

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get Windows Media Centre.

I insert American spelling errors (like "color").

 

[mattura]

You get a badonkadonk (is that how you spell it?)

I insert Shakespeare

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get a really old guy that no one cares about except for English teachers.

I insert food.

 

[mattura]

You get cockroaches

I insert nuclear war

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get America and North Korea.

I insert OOS.

 

[mattura]

You get OOoooooh yessssS

I insert softcore

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get dual core.

I insert spam.

 

[tusharag]

I insert a vending machine...

 

[Zubair]

you got kicked on your back. for not following the rule.

I insert rules

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get broken rules.

I insert THE LAW.

 

[mattura]

You fought the law, but the law won...

I insert London

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get an eye.

I insert Auckland.

 

[Zubair]

You got prison..

I insert cop..