Vending Machine (Game)

[zen-r]

You get a 1000 piece jigsaw puzzle that only a genius could figure out.

I insert a chocolate-covered biscuit bar named after a small flightless bird.

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get a kiwi.

I insert Auckland.

 

[zen-r]

You get a land full of aucks.

I insert something that's green and goes red at the flick of a switch.

 

[IonCannon218]

You get a traffic light.

I insert a virus that causes the machine to BSOD.

 

[Doppelgangergang]

You get a traffic light.

I insert a virus that causes the machine to BSOD.

You get a kernel panic.

I insert a potato.

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get a pomato.

I insert 2GB of DDR2-SODIMM RAM.

 

[zen-r]

You get memory that will once again look ridiculously inadequate in a few years time.

I insert a Sinclair ZX80.

 

[Infinitalias]

you get hell on earth
i insert a chalk board

 

[IonCannon218]

You get a screeching sound caused by fingernails scraping on it.

I insert a b****y teacher.

 

[ichwar]

you get yourself

I insert costco

 

[zen-r]

You get Lidl with a foreign accent.

I insert NC, USA.

 

[ichwar]

you get a heat-wave

I insert Plymoth, England

 

[zen-r]

You get mild sunshine, but at least one of the few places in England to avoid snow over the last 2 weeks

I insert somebody who didn't post here yesterday.

 

[ichwar]

you get yourself

I insert someone who is hair brained.

 

[Infinitalias]

you get a clone of you ...
i insert location location location

 

[ichwar]

you get relocated

I insert all x10 Sr. Mods.

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get x10Hosting.

I insert some wire.

 

[Infinitalias]

i throw lime as you do and you get limewire

i inser the cure for aids

 

[IonCannon218]

You get AIDS but it's too late for your cure to work.

I insert a ion cannon.

 

[zen-r]

You get a broken vending machine.

I insert a magic pill.