Vending Machine (Game)

[zen-r]

You get something that makes you go "eeuch, horrible" and "ahh, cute" at the same time.

I insert a psychiatrist to analyse LHVWB's brain for making that last insertion!

Edit (posted too late) :

And, I insert a time machine to make this post appear before ichwar's. Lol

Or, (from ichwar's post)...you get a newspaper!

 

[ichwar]

you get an "everything functioning normally" reply

I insert sohailtech

 

[zen-r]

You get "Overload. Too many people have that advert in their signatures" message.

I insert my own signature.

 

[ichwar]

you get annoyed to death

I insert a nameless x10 lieutenant who makes me laugh at most of his posts.

 

[zen-r]

You get the name.

I insert text that's hard to find.

 

[ichwar]

you get TEXT THAT'S EASY TO FIND.

i INSERT OOPS, i FORGOT TO TURN OFF THE CAPS LOCK...

 

[zen-r]

You get a VERY LOUD VENDING MACHINE.

I insert a silencer.

 

[ichwar]

you get silenced

I insert a muffler

 

[zen-r]

You get a silencer that looks cute.

I insert Bose noise cancelling headphones.

 

[ichwar]

you get an even louder vending machine.

I insert zen-r for making the machine louder

 

[alexandgruntz]

YOU GET HUGE TEXT.

I insert 24 Samsung SSDs.

 

[ichwar]

you get millions of dollars

I insert a 1.6 TB ssd.

 

[steve mmi]

An X-wing fighter SCREAMS out of the Vending Machine and it mysteriously occurs to you that 1.6 Thai Baht seems awfully cheap for a Super Star Destroyer. Also, a merchandising opportunity occurs to you.

You put in a screenplay for a remake of THE STAR WARS HOLIDAY SPECIAL.

 

[zen-r]

You get a curt rejection letter from George Lucas.

You fold up the letter into small Star Wars action figures & shove them back into the machine.

 

[alexandgruntz]

You politely get told that shoving is not accepted.

I insert Homer Simpson.

 

[LHVWB]

You get Doah!

I insert a dune.

 

[ichwar]

you get a zune tune!

I insert a sansa.

 

[zen-r]

You get a sansa playing salsa music.

I insert some white noise.

 

[ichwar]

you get lightning coming out of your headphones

I insert music going through my head.

 

[zen-r]

You get an annoying tune you want to forget.

I insert elevator music.