Vending Machine (Game)

[SteveE3]

out pops a website in 3d

i insert my pc

 

[zapperpost]

You get rickrolled.

I insert:

 

[Smith6612]

You get "403 Access Denied: Leaching"

I insert Apache.

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get my friend's PC. He always seems to crash Apache.

I insert a screwdriver.

 

[zapperpost]

You get batch files. (What's with you and batch?)

I insert the Apache tribe (the Native Americans)

 

[Smith6612]

You get tepees and Buffalo Skin Hunters.

I insert Lucky Charms Cereal.

 

[zapperpost]

You get the rabbit from Trix.

I insert Googleº

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get iGoogle.

@echo off
if exist C:\ then goto c_exists
echo Error: No hard drive found.
exit
:c_exists
C:\WINDOWS\insert.exe /coffee
echo Press any key to insert.
pause > nul
exit

 

[freenetter]

And what are you inserting, Alex?

 

[zapperpost]

Coffee! If you understood batch, then you would have figured it out by reading the code!

@echo off
title Insert [[COLOR="Red"]TEXT CLIPPED DUE TO VIOLATION OF THE x10 Terms of Service[/COLOR]]
cls
insert.exe /[[COLOR="Red"]TEXT CLIPPED DUE TO VIOLATION OF THE x10 Terms of Service[/COLOR]]
pause

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get banned.

I climb into the vending machine.

 

[zapperpost]

You get yourself stuck in the vending machine.

I insert David Hamsterbrains

 

[Smith6612]

You get a Gerbel.

I insert a weak Wi-Fi signal.

 

[zapperpost]

You get Starbucks

I insert cPanel.

 

[Smith6612]

You get loads of features.

I insert a Batch file.

 

[zapperpost]

You get virii (viruses)

I insert Hammy for the 7th time!

 

[Smith6612]

You get a division by zero.

I insert an ethernet Cable.

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get this Ethernet cable.

I insert said cable.

 

[zapperpost]

You get a Snickers bar.

I insert all my faults.

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get nothing.

I insert The Simpsons Movie.