Vending Machine (Game)

[IonCannon218]

I'm sure the warranty has been voided a long time ago since we put crap other than money in it.
You get a drink that is covered in grease.

I insert a cleaner that automatically cleans the inside of the machine.

 

[ichwar]

you get a machine that is so clean that it st arts to squeak and creak every time someone uses it

I insert a machine lubricant

 

[zen-r]

I'm sure the warranty has been voided a long time ago since we put crap other than money in it.

Ah no, this is a special x10 Vending Machine Mk1, with lifetime warranty for unlimited uses.

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You get the theme tune to "Grease".

I insert ptfe spray.

 

[ichwar]

you get wd-40

I insert wd-39

 

[IonCannon218]

you get wd-38

I insert wd-37

 

[zen-r]

you get wd-36.

I insert we-40.

 

[ichwar]

you get we-39

I insert we-38

 

[zen-r]

You get we-37.

I insert wf-40.

 

[Infinitalias]

you get nothing
i insert the machienes self destruction key , on a keychain that has different keys i found all my life

 

[Parsa44]

I destruct the machine using dynamite.

 

[stunna]

I get mad and hit Parsa44 because I wanted to insert me toe infection which wouldnt stop itching and some white, slimy stuff keeps coming out of it.

 

[zen-r]

I destruct the machine using dynamite.

I get mad and hit Parsa44 because I wanted to insert me toe infection which wouldnt stop itching and some white, slimy stuff keeps coming out of it.

Euchhh. You get a red card if stunna & Parsa44 don't post correctly!

I insert suggestions to them both to read the first post & to follow the correct format when posting in this thread.

 

[IonCannon218]

They get banned because they didn't do the thread properly. :biggrin:

I insert an ***** teacher.

 

[Infinitalias]

u get a bunch of complaints cause we dont know what the teacher is cause the *'s
i insert truecrypt for windows

 

[ichwar]

you get a premium hacker wiping your harddisk

I insert freeciv for linux

 

[Infinitalias]

u get alex's mom
i insert bill gates

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get Bill Gates.

I insert my mum.

 

[ichwar]

you get your pup or pop or what ever you call him.

I insert civ-online.com

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get abc.com. (BTW we call him Dad.)

I insert AFV.

 

[zen-r]

You get a ban on ichwar inserting freeciv or similar into the machine for the umpteenth time!

I insert the last celebrity who died for whom you thought "Ahhh. What a pity :sad: ".