Vending Machine (Game)

[BlueofFLE]

You get a speeding ticket.

I insert three pounds of sushi.
And it was raw sushi.

 

[smithee]

You get diphyllobothriasis

I insert a Windows 7 installation CD

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get nothing as there's no such thing.

I insert a Windows 7 DVD.

 

[ichwar]

You get 4.7 GB of code that doesn't work.

I insert the 700 mb of perfect code I frequently download.

 

[vekou]

It's stuck, you didn't get anything out!

I insert Kanye West inside..

 

[xav0989]

You get a horrible drunk intervention.

I insert some new x10 changes.

 

[ichwar]

You get the glorious new x10.

I insert your tecktonik avatar.

 

[mattura]

You get a vicious bird of prey

I insert an MG11 statement

 

[smithee]

Is that a witness statement? If so, then you get the speeding offence dropped

You get nothing as there's no such thing.

I insert a Windows 7 DVD.

Whoops, I should've realised

I insert a box of paper clips...

 

[ichwar]

You get locked up in a cell with those two annoying dancing .gifs in your sig.

I insert family guy.

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get smithee.

I insert The Simpsons.

 

[ichwar]

You get no one on x10 that I've seen yet.
Edit:
I insert the incredibles!

 

[vekou]

You get Frozone.

I insert The Wonder Girls...

 

[whizzy]

You get wonderwoman

i insert a werewolf

 

[alexandgruntz]

You get eaten before the werewolf gets into the machine.

I insert Instant Kiwi.

 

[ichwar]

You get Australian birds running all over your desktop.l

 

[mattura]

what do you insert ichwar?

Ok, I insert a teabag

 

[ichwar]

You get some stale tea.

I insert the teabag bag.

 

[BlueofFLE]

You get a green card.

I insert a rag soaked with wombat saliva.

 

[smithee]

You get some shower gel so you can wash the saliva off yourself

I insert a light bulb...