Windows Humor

[carl6969]

Did you know that if you play a windows installation disk backwards you hear the voices of demons?
...but even worse...If you play it forwards it installs windows!

Customer: I'm running Windows...
Helpdesk: Yes...
Customer: ...and now my computer stopped working !
Helpdesk: Yes, you already said that.

Linux VirusScan -- "Windows found: Remove it ? [Y,Y]"

How do you fix all Windows bugs at once?

1. mke2fs /dev/sda1
2. deltree /y \

 

[Livewire]

"It said I needed Windows 98 or better, so I installed Linux."

"Windows Installer has encountered an error and needs to close."

WINDOWS:
Work
Is
Never
Done
On
Windows
Systems

Microsoft broke Volkswagen's record: VW only made 22 million bugs!

Windows: Plug And Pray...

This is an air conditioned room. Do not open Windows.

The nice thing about windows? It doesn't just crash - it shows a dialog box and lets you press okay first.

Windows - push start to end session.


Generic ones:
Keyboard not detected, press f1/enter to continue.
Mouse not detected, click okay to continue.
Speakers not detected, listen to instructions for repair.
Monitor not detected, follow onscreen directions for resolution.


Some of the windows jokes are from here: http://www.xs4all.nl/~gelderen/micros/texts/jokes.html and are thus not my copyright. Not that there's really a copyright on windows jokes - they're all so public who knows who came up with them first?

 

[Jake]

No one likes Winodows CEMENT? (CE, ME, NT) *pun intended*

Or "In a world without walls and fences, who needs Windows and Gates?"

 

[priyaa161]

Keyboard not detected, press f1/enter to continue.
Mouse not detected, click okay to continue.
Speakers not detected, listen to instructions for repair.
Monitor not detected, follow onscreen directions for resolution.

LOL, that was hilarious.

 

[Livewire]

LOL, that was hilarious.

They've actually been around since when I was in elementary school - they're classic examples of what NOT to have users do when somethings broken

The sad part? I've had programs that say that, in particular with mouse and keyboard :S

 

[priyaa161]

Windows and Gates, what a nice combination they have.

 

[Sharky]

In a world without walls and fences...

Sounds like a world of naturist hippies! You can keep it, I like my Windows and Gates. And my Curtains. Hey, I have Desktop Fences too (seriously, google it...)

 

[sedem]

But we all still use windows. :biggrin:

 

[goldblue]

ha ha ...

 

[adri51]

hahahaha very good

 

[sergio92]

xDD

 

[fractalfeline]

A thread to show off how big our Unix are?

 

[priyaa161]

despite of all these defects windows is the only operating system, I can work with. Never understood what is Linux.

 

[adri51]

hahaha Windows is cool men

 

[el_octavio]

Un buen truco para Windows es abrir el block de notas, escribir "la p.m" y si apretas enter vas a ver el resultado que es ver escrito en la pantalla "la p.m" y el cursor abajo

 

[el_octavio]

Yo no speak en inglish

 

[priyaa161]

my sister is a transvestite , that's why you like it so much

LOL, You are really funny.