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Nope. I guess someone that can haz cheezeburger.

Banned for scrooging.

lol It's so true... here in Texas it's like "OMFG it's SNOWING?!?!?!???" and everyone freaks out about pipes bursting, roads getting iced, and all the children are wondering if they'll get a Snow Holiday from school.

An alley cat bites you. You get rabies and die. But in-between you manage to infect a few people and some random animals, as well as function as entertainment for some local hillbillies with shotguns.

acne

You get 100 chickens. I insert a tea packet.

I like the holidays due to the fun decorations and the time away from work/school. I hate the holidays due to increased traffic, increased people running around at the store, stupidity running rampant, and the blatant commercialization of a holiday that I think is meant to be about family...

Me? I dunno. I haven't decided about whether I want kids ever. But for right now? Hellll NO. Last thing I need in my life at the present moment is a mouth demanding attention.

So, if I understand the position of compass (and Bradym who agreed with it): life is sacred for its own sake, for its beauty and endless variety, and does not need an attachment to a higher power or spiritual divinity in order to be cherished? If I understand Gale correctly: from a outside...

GameRage? GameBin? Game-A-Rooney (bwahahaaa ok that was just lame but admit it, it made you chuckle. Or smile at least. Yeah? No!?!?! Well alright then.)

And here I thought it might be about Sandy Claws.

Yay I win :) Thanks for the credits :)

You were flying a helicopter over the scene, and were so distracted by rubber-necking that you crashed into a skyscraper. You survived the crash, only to hurdle down 57 stories before the helicopter splats on the ground. You survive the fall somehow, and crawl out of the burning heap that...

Banned for not honoring the elderly.

Nope! I guess someone who has to visit in-laws.

You get hayfever. I insert a Q-tip.

Nurse

Red Dwarf! :D

How about Sadie? Bernadette? Josephine?

You get 2.256 copies of Windows 3.1 I insert a AAA battery.