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You get roasted! I forcefully insert all the people who have inserted either disk-type media or browsers.

Granted, but your eyes refuse to see it the correct way, causing you to think that it shows it unreasonably I wish that my fingers weren't freezing

Oh, I forgot, I made a little demo a while back with a few CSS techniques you might be able to use: http://www.matt.elementfx.com/css/ Take a look at the css and match it to what's happening on screen. You should also consider what will happen when users resize your page or your text. As for...

I flicked you to death with a plastic spoon

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You die on the Nile

Granted, but Sony decide to DRM everything so you can only access it when using a Sony device, in a Sony room, on a Sony Day I wish that healthy food was tastier!

You get inproper speeling. I insert a blue lily

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You get Email (not HMail) I insert a reverse-engineered watch

I kill you by shutting your head in a door, repeatedly

lol p0rn! Much better! Granted, but you don't have any more time for anything you enjoy... I wish for a balloon

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go for a few css tutorials first, then you'll understand what you can do with a bit of style. Looks pretty much possible to me, you must see your page as either a table or as floating <div>s Look up css 'float' and try playing around with 'margin', 'padding', 'border' and 'background' If this...

MySQL was being moved recently, might still be iffy check your sql user accounts and permissions, then try a basic file which connects to the database and executes a simple query

I wish I was a master of .htaccess file. That sounds cool.

Doesn't sound like a hack to me...your website worked fine at time of writing. Possibly got corrupted in the move

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Granted, you are corrupted in every imaginable way...yes, even that way...and that way...no, not that way - that's just silly I wish I hadn't had that thought *shudder*...