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Banned for liking your own desktop... oops, wrong thread :laugh: And fhogoman... I've never seen anyone pinned their desktop to the left or right side of the screen, mainly 'cos it makes it look rather bulky. Windows 7's taskbar should look cooler, though

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alexandgruntz was sitting in his rowing boat fishing, and manages to catch a shark, who chews him up and the boat

The basic registration sites require four things: A form for the user to fill in Some server-side code to get that info and put it in a database (most likely MySQL) A form for when a user wants to login Some more server-side code to indicate the start and finish of a "session" (i.e. the...

Granted, but so will everyone else except you, leaving you with no-one to tourment. I wish I have a swimming pool in my back garden :biggrin:

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Banned for reminding me how I use to type

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Oh yes, especially in website designing, trying to make your site "cross-browser compatible" :mad: I guess someone who's been to Spain at least once

Ichwar's imagination is too wild, and believes everything he imagines. He jumps off a cliff, flapping his wings and wanting to fly... but suddenly he realises that penguins can't fly. He falls to his death. :biggrin:

I was walking on thin ice when suddenly it started to crack open, revealing a still, smooth surface hiding the turbulent forces within. My feet slipped suddenly and I was thrown into the firey centre of a great burning hole that was surrounded with walls that were too hot to touch. At this, I...

Wow, how bored must you be to accomplish this?! :laugh:

I think I win :biggrin: :biggrin: maybe...

Banned for mentioning the word "not" three times in a row.

You get some shower gel so you can wash the saliva off yourself I insert a light bulb...

A book about the greatest things about Windows ;) A computer running Windows 95 or 98... pressing Ctrl +Alt + Delete twice will restart your computer, losing all unsaved work.

How long has it been since you've read a book?

Is that a witness statement? If so, then you get the speeding offence dropped Whoops, I should've realised :laugh: I insert a box of paper clips...

Nope, you got someone less annoying :biggrin: :laugh: I guess someone who owns a car with a diesel engine