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You get embarrasing photos of yourself I insert a drum stick

Banned for being as far away as possible from an ADK

You get two for the price of one I insert an RPG Launcher

Wow, does that mean that I win? :biggrin:

Wireless keyboard bashing ME on my head :laugh: ... pouy

lachytv's post made me laugh... god dammit!

You get several tins of spam I insert a sword

I air strike the building with exploding sheep... your death, my hill

Anyone ever seen the first Naked Gun film? The "baddie" (forgot his name!) has this device that he can fasten onto anyone, press a button on a remote, and set them on a killing spree. Well I pinch that device, fasten a pair onto the bouncers, and set them to beat you whilst they chant "I must...

You get sued for pirated downloads I insert an mp3 file

I look like one :laugh: Does moobs count? I have them as well, but they're bigger, and they swing (oh wait a sec...) I do Tae Kwon Do, so I get the odd knock on the nose So am I! Oh hang on...

You get a single ticket to ride the Polar Express I insert a black hole

3 because you forgot about me... and I've never heard of a place called "Australis"

...nothing, my clipboard's empty :biggrin: muahahahaaa

You get a heart attack for engaging in too much "activity" whilst being really obese. I insert a sofa

Banned for inventing other ways of "terminating" users

I think the blue bar above each of your posts must be the time it's been posted according to the timezone you're currently in. So in this case, I see garrettroyce as 08/11/2009 1:45pm, but he's written it as 08/11/2009 8:44am. So when he's submitted the post, it would have been 8:45am where he...

Lead may be soft, but it's one of the heaviest! Anyways, your entire weight hitting the ground is enough to create a new fault in the earth's crust, and you fall all the way down it and melt from the high heat of the magma river that lurks at the bottom.

Sometimes; usually I drink lemonade I guess someone who has blond hair

Banned for wondering how many times the word "ban" has been mentioned