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The 11th Husband
A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband 'Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin'.
'What?' said the puzzled groom.
'How can that be if you've been married ten times.?'
'Well, husband # 1 was a Sales Rep;
he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
'Husband # 2 was in Software Services;
he wasn't sure how it was suppose to function;
but he said he'd look into it and get back with me.
'Husband # 3 was from Field Services;
he said that everything checked out,
but he just couldn't get the system up.
'Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing;
even though he knew he had the order,
he didn't know when he could deliver.
'Husband # 5 was an Engineer,
he understood the basic process
but he wanted three years to research
and design a new state of the-art method.
'Husband #6 was from Administration;
he thought he knew how
but wasn't sure if it was his job or not.
'Husband # 7 was in Marketing;
although he had a product,
he was never sure how to position it.
'Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist;
all he did was talk about it.
'Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist;
all he did was look at it.
'Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector;
all he ever did was...
God I miss him.
' But now that I've married you, I'm so excited'.
'Wonderful', said the husband, 'but why?
'You're with the 'GOVERNMENT'..
This time I KNOW I'M gonna get screwed!
A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband 'Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin'.
'What?' said the puzzled groom.
'How can that be if you've been married ten times.?'
'Well, husband # 1 was a Sales Rep;
he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
'Husband # 2 was in Software Services;
he wasn't sure how it was suppose to function;
but he said he'd look into it and get back with me.
'Husband # 3 was from Field Services;
he said that everything checked out,
but he just couldn't get the system up.
'Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing;
even though he knew he had the order,
he didn't know when he could deliver.
'Husband # 5 was an Engineer,
he understood the basic process
but he wanted three years to research
and design a new state of the-art method.
'Husband #6 was from Administration;
he thought he knew how
but wasn't sure if it was his job or not.
'Husband # 7 was in Marketing;
although he had a product,
he was never sure how to position it.
'Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist;
all he did was talk about it.
'Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist;
all he did was look at it.
'Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector;
all he ever did was...
God I miss him.
' But now that I've married you, I'm so excited'.
'Wonderful', said the husband, 'but why?
'You're with the 'GOVERNMENT'..
This time I KNOW I'M gonna get screwed!
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