Corrupt A Wish Season 2

[Danielx386]

Granted, but you can't wish again

I wish that Delta was my girl friend..... meh

 

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, but she's a guy in disguise. :biggrin:

I wish that more videos on YouTube were 1080p.

 

[Mr. DOS]

Granted, but your computer died and you've got to use a Pentium III for all surfing.

I wish I didn't suck so badly at math.

--- Mr. DOS

 

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, but now you become me and suck at English. (You've got to give something up :biggrin

I wish that I was better at English.

 

[Mr. DOS]

granted plus your are excel speak english Language, other Language unpossible

he do want new server now not in tomorrow

--- Mr. DOS

 

[alexandgruntz]

Uh... what?

I wish that Google made Chrome OS available as a downloadable OS usable on a hard drive.

 

[fractalfeline]

Granted, but people start switching to Linux in mass quantities and everyone starts manufacturing software for Linux only.

I wish I had milk so I can eat my cookies

 

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, but it's gone off.

I wish that more trains went to Helensville.

 

[Mr. DOS]

Granted, but the rails quickly degrade due to the increased usage and the rate of train crashes increases 85%.

I wish I wasn't stuck at work with almost nothing to do for another three and a half hours.

--- Mr. DOS

 

[alexandgruntz]

Granted. You play Solitaire.

I wish that Windows came with more interesting games (though I suppose it comes with some).

 

[pizza51]

Granted. It'll come with Dead or Alive 4 but will lack the office package instead.

I wish i had a day off work tomorrow.

 

[Mr. DOS]

Granted, but it's because your workplace burnt down.

I wish my favourite distortion pedal wasn't broken.

--- Mr. DOS

 

[alexandgruntz]

pizza51, Windows has never come with Office (Word, Excel, PowerPoint etc.), unless you're talking about Wordpad/Notepad.

Granted, but now your second favourite distortion pedal is broken.

I wish that I had lots of money.

 

[Mr. DOS]

Granted, but global society has returned to the barter system, rendering all currency useless.

I wish my cat could talk.

--- Mr. DOS

 

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, but it speaks Spanish.

I wish that your monetary worth was determined by the number of icons in Quick Launch. :biggrin:

 

[Mr. DOS]

Granted, but your computer dies, and your new one has Windows 7, hence, no Quick Launch.

I wish a better cross-platform open source instant messaging application than Pidgin existed.

--- Mr. DOS

 

[fractalfeline]

Granted, but the language its written in (and all the online help pdfs) are all in Pidgin English.

I wish it wasn't so cooooold.

 

[Mr. DOS]

Granted, but now three of the four seasons have turned to monsoons.

Incidentally, I wish I'd remembered to rake the leaves before it started raining.

--- Mr. DOS

 

[alexandgruntz]

Mr. DOS, if my computer died and I needed Quick Launch, I'd put Vista on it.

Granted, but it rains while you rake the leaves.

I wish that I had a faster Internet connection.

 

[synalpha]

Granted, but now your router has ceased to function, and your computer's wireless networking system became corrupt, rendering all new routers useless, forcing you into dial-up...

I wish Alexandgruntz would stop writing to other people, and then granting wishes...:biggrin: