Corrupt A Wish Season 2

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, but I don't make a wish.

 

[Mr. DOS]

Your lack of wish results in a black hole. Nice job.

I wish for more RAM for my Precision. It's stupidly picky about what I feed it.

--- Mr. DOS

 

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, but you got the wrong RAM.

I wish that I could have all the money I ever wanted.

 

[joejv4]

Wish granted, but it's all Monopoly money.

I wish I had a new pickup truck.

 

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, you can pick it up.

I wish Americans would spell correctly and call everything the right names. (It's a ute, not a pickup truck, and it's a taxi, not a cab.)

 

[risket]

Granted, but "right" is a direction (the "right" names). You meant "correct" (the "correct" names).

I wish I could control my computer with my thoughts.

 

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, but it reads your dirty mind.

I wish that Christmas was once a month.

 

[risket]

Granted but now everyone is poor.

I wish mankind would evolve beyond the need for money and selfish acts and everyone came together to better our species as a whole instead of this sad "every man for himself" life we all live. WOO!!

 

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, but you die.

I wish that lollies didn't make you sick if you ate too many.

 

[gluxon]

Wish Granted, but MS is STILL too stuborn to preinstall good games, even under wishes.

I wish people would say WISH Granted.

 

[achilleasgr]

WISH Granted, but you are forever banned from this thread and can never look at the posts here.

I wish all of the pretty women in the world attracted to me, exclusively.

 

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, but you can't cope with them all and you explode.

I wish the guy before ^ this guy answered my wish properly. (The better games with Windows wish was AGES ago.)

 

[btfog]

Granted, but his post is deleted.

I wish someone would buy my ridicolusly cheap advertisment slots here.

 

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, but I want free slots.

I wish that I had more money (at least NZ$10 more).

 

[Mr. DOS]

Granted, but you're given it in pennies and nickels.

I wish I had a 1080p projector.

--- Mr. DOS

 

[btfog]

Granted, but you cant buy a screen to watch it on and all your walls are painted black.

I wish I had an iPhone.

 

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, but it breaks.

I wish that my Wii Fit age was lower

 

[synalpha]

Wish granted, but you become horribly obese, rendering your age an unneeded addition.

I wish GMod10 would stop screwing up, and just load the stupid finger poser.

(Do u kno how annoying it is when Valve lets u download ur game, and its broken? I'll try again...)

 

[mattura]

Granted, but Steam randomly locks you out of your account

I wish I could make up my mind how much I can spend on a new computer (wanting i7, but also wanting reasonable price...)

 

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, it's a dollar.

I wish that life was perfect.