Forum game <King of the hill>

[briana23]

I get a shovel, and dig all the dirt out from under you, making a new hill.
I now claim the new hill. I am king of the hill.

 

[Smith6612]

I take briana23's shovel and dig a pit under briana, then cover up my hole so that they can't escape, and claim the hop of the hill.

 

[Zdroyd]

I have Uncyclopedia make a parity of x10, and then tell x10 that its Smiths failt!

The hill is mine!

 

[Smith6612]

I've heard of Uncyclopedia before...

I crash the internet, now the hill is mine!

 

[alexandgruntz]

I modify Smith6612's registry:

HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE/Software/x10/Forum Games/King of the Hill/

Smith6612AllowClaim=0

Now I take the hill.

 

[Blazer9131]

I modify Smith6612's registry:

HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE/Software/x10/Forum Games/King of the Hill/

Smith6612AllowClaim=0

Now I take the hill.

Being smart are we?

CREATE TABLE KINGOFTHEHILL (
  `name` varchar(12) collate latin1_general_ci default NULL,
  King int(11) default NULL,

INSERT INTO `KINGOFTHEHILL` (`name`, `King`) VALUES
(alexandgruntz, 0),
(Blazer9131, 1);

pawnt

~Blaze

 

[admintwo]

I take the hill from Blazer9131 with my own sophisticated script.

INSERT INTO "Blazer9131's hill"

<<?// 1 Admintwo >>?//
<<?// 5 snipers >>?//
<<?// 20 Elite Guards >>?//
<<?// 2 Pillboxes >>?//
<<?// 6 pillbox workers >>?//
<<?// 2 Guard Towers >>?//
<<?// 2 secret passageways >>?//
<<?// 1 tank >>?//
<<?// 4 helicopters >>?//
----
MAKE BLZER DO: Run like a coward.
I take over the hill.

INSERT INTO "HILL"
<<<<---(NUKE SILO)--->>>>
<<<----(1 mansion)---->>>
<<<<+" Great Wall of China"+>>>>
<<?// More Guards >>?//

SAY: <<1>>Admintwo says, attack all who want my hill)
SAY: <<2>>Admintwo says, Haha, infidels I have all I need for hill domination)
SAY: <<3>>Admintwo says, Haha bow down to my glory.

DISABLE:
>>>>>><><<Troop deletion:??>>>>>>>>>HAHA<><<
>>>>>><><<Troop replication:??>>>>>>HAHA<><<

DELETE:
>>>>>><><<All other former king of the kill owners.>>>>>>HAHA<><<

----
Now no one will take my hill.


---
I had alot of time on my hands today.
Have fun taking me out of the hill.

 

[Blazer9131]

*go's into NaviCat, Open's up localhost, rightclick's Blazer9131's hill, Delete table.

*open's up SQL console*

RESTRICT ALL ON *.* 'admintwo'@'67.228.168.188';

Can't get in now =D

*re run's own script*

~Blaze

 

[Smith6612]

I send "1337h4x0r" to mess up Blazer9131's script and then insert's Blazer into the script and locks him into it with infinite loops

I claim the hill.

 

[Blazer9131]

I drop the database, shut down MySQL, and Start a msSQL server.

*Insert INTO DB 'KILLOFTHEHILL'
KING : Smith6612*

SQL Console Message: Error 00125, Data stuck in loop. Data deleted. Sorry, Microsoft sucks.

Takes hill.

~Blaze

 

[Smith6612]

I take Blazer9131's "Microsoft Sucks" comment and rams it into him, then I take the hill as he is shot light years away lol.

 

[alexandgruntz]

Error 404: Smith6612 not found. Let alexandgruntz claim hill? Y/N

Y

Mine.

 

[Nathan H]

Error 400 Bad Request - UnFoundBug set to default Hill Owner

 

[admintwo]

Admintwo SAYS: Jomoguegwhy bytheshao Jomoguegwhy bytheshao Jomoguegwhy bytheshao Jomoguegwhy bytheshao
( Minions rise, rise from hell and ATTACK !! Minions rise, rise from hell and ATTACK !! Minions rise, rise from hell and ATTACK !! )

Admintwo's former army rises from the deep from UnFoundBug's hill, attack him and drag his body into the core of the hill.

Admintwo, unfortunately takes the hill again.

 

[Blazer9131]

Eh... I'm feeling tired today...

*punches admintwo, which makes him faint*

*takes hill*

... zzzZzZzzZzzzzZZZzz

~Blaze

 

[admintwo]

I grab my oldstaff and make the ground tremble, in which blazer9131 falls into.

I Now control the hill.

 

[Smith6612]

I get the banhammer and ban the hill, taking admintwo with it. I claim the nearest hill.

 

[Nathan H]

* use a cluster bomb to destroy both hills and then claim a third hill * there we go, back to only one hill

 

[Smith6612]

I use a Hot Shower from the game "Tanks" to blow up the hill, and I claim the tallest mound of dirt near by.

 

[Blazer9131]

I use Portal's Grav Gun and push Smith into a nearby wall.

*takes grav gun and makes the ground rise into a 40,000 foot tall mountain and climbs on top.*

I'm king of teh "hill"

~Blaze