Forum game <King of the hill>

[alexandgruntz]

I parachute from a plane onto Blazer9131 which knocks him out.

HillOwner=alexandgruntz
Claim=alexandgruntz
AllowClaimNotOnClaimList=0

 

[Pi606]

I delete alexandgruntz's hill.ini file.
I then create a new hill.ini file with me as the owner. And set permanent read-only to the file.

 

[Smith6612]

I delete Pi606's hill while ignoring the read only request with anti-virus software. Now, I create a regenerating .bat file and take the hill

 

[ASPX.King]

aspx uses the tools on the real version of http://www.slavehack.com/ to hack that .bat file, making aspx the owner

 

[Smith6612]

I find a high powered magnet and fire it up, corrupting the data pernamently. I then take my magnet and make it a hill.

 

[alexandgruntz]

I hit the magnet with a hammer repeately until it dies.

I then claim a nearby compost pile.

 

[ASPX.King]

aspx screws the hammer to alex's head, making it worthless

aspx blows the compost away

aspx can now have the hill

 

[alexandgruntz]

I headbutt ASPX.King, the hammer makes it all the more powerful.

My hill.

 

[Smith6612]

I hit alexandgruntz with the hammer. It created a shockwave that also destroys the hill. I claim the next tallest pile of dirt.

 

[like2program]

I dig under the hill and create a massive empty space right beneath Smith6612 and I set of some C4 causing the remaining dirt to collapse sending Smith6612 into the pit. I then fill the pit and claim the hill.

 

[admintwo]

I type .undo, and smith has control of the hill agian,
I type, .Smith = slave, and now he is my slave, not a king......

get going on my moat, and while your at it, go fetch me some donuts.

 

[neverlate2day]

i put alligators in in the moat but since there is no water the alligators climb out of the moat and eat up admintwo but soon die because of the terrible aftertaste of admintwo. Then i climb up the hill and claim it

 

[like2program]

I resurrect he alligators by feeding them neverlate2day with some barbecue sauce splattered all over. My hill.

 

[alexandgruntz]

I push like2program off.



















With a crane with a big metal ball attached.

 

[Smith6612]

I push alexandgruntz off with 1,000,000mph wind. Then I claim the hill.

 

[alexandgruntz]

I give Smith6612 a 14.4Kb/s dial-up connection, which causes him to run off the hill screaming. Only then do I install broadband and claim the hill.

 

[Smith6612]

I give alexandgruntz a DDoS on his broadband and clog the tubes with kitties, which makes him regret the dial-up for me. I take back the hill as he runs off to try to find me.

 

[briana23]

I invert the horizon, so the hill is now a deep pit that Smith6612 is stuck in.
I then build a new hill and claim that as mine.

 

[Smith6612]

I use divide by zero to blow up everything and I form the world's first hill and claim it

 

[catz154]

I get all my cat friends and they help me take the hill away from smith6612 because they ate him, and he is no more. I am now Queen of the hill. It is protected by nuclear bombs that go off by motion censors. I am on the hill and do not set off the sensors.