Forum game <King of the hill>

[Parsa44]

Parsa44 didnt make the wall out of javascript.

Parsa44 using a nuclear missile to destroy the hill and ichwar.. he then rebuilds and claims the hill.

 

[ichwar]

but parsa dies from the fallout

ichwar claims the hill.

 

[hermitobserver]

I burn tires, cause global warming, your penguin melts, and I take the hill.

 

[ichwar]

but all the hardcore liberals and idiot tree-huggers attack hermit observer in full force for causing global warming and melting poor defenseless animals, and they take you to court to sue you. And I claim the hill.

 

[Jacob Kid Mania Creator]

I detonate the hill

I claim another hill

 

[ichwar]

I detonate you

I claim your hill

 

[Jacob Kid Mania Creator]

Your penguin is eaten by a polar bear.

I claim the hill

 

[ichwar]

You mistook me with my penguin.

The hill is still mine.

 

[alexandgruntz]

The polar bear eats ichwar :biggrin:

I chain myself to the hill.

 

[ichwar]

The polar bear eats alex. To do so, he has to first vomit me back up to make room for alex. I claim the hill after killing the polar bear.

 

[alexandgruntz]

The bear eats ichwar, and to so so must vomit me back up. I then kill the bear through the stomach so that ichwar is dead. I claim the hill.

 

[wolflock]

I place the polar bear in a cage (due to it being dead and not able to bite me) and via stage illusion make the Polar bear disappear and alexandgruntz appear in its place. I take over the hill.

 

[ichwar]

I stealthily open the cage so that alex bursts out and starts and aggressive fight with wolflock over the ownership of the hill with the result that they both brutally murder each other. I claim this bloody hill.

 

[alexandgruntz]

I wake up from this horrible nightmare, to find the deed for the hill with my signature on it next to my bed.

 

[ichwar]

But I run in to your room, grab the deed, rip it up to smithereens, and make a forged copy with my name on it.

 

[alexandgruntz]

I had a copy locked away in my secret safe, and present this to the authorities. They kick you off the hill into the next planet.

 

[ichwar]

Then I attack rocket boosters to my planet and propel it *smash* right into you and your hill. You are flatter than a 2d object. I claim the resulting mashup as my hill.

 

[alexandgruntz]

I throw all the TLAs in the world at ichwar, which crush him. I claim the hill of TLAs.

 

[ichwar]

I emerge, crushed but alive but the hill of TLAs. I bombard alexwhogrunts with more FLAs than he could ever of imagined so that he gets sandwiched in between a heap of TLAs and and even bigger heap of FLAs. This smothers him, and I claim this gigantic hill.

 

[alexandgruntz]

Since I have absolutely no idea what FLAs are (four letter acronyms?), the disappear, taking ichwar with them. I claim the hill.