Forum game <King of the hill>

[Smith6612]

I send nukes and destroy you and your bible. I reclaim the tallest mound of dirt on Earth (which is the only foot left of dirt on Earth).

 

[Dahlriku]

I hug you while i am still radioactive and take the mound from you, them smack you with the koran.

 

[alexandgruntz]

Since no one said that I wasn't God, I am still God and send you down to hell. Now the hill is mine.

 

[zapperpost]

I hire Zeus for 3,000 drachmas per lightning bolt and blast you down from the heavenly clouds. Then I kill "Saint Peter" for not releasing Dahlriku, and hired Hades for 1,000,000 drachmas to bring Dahlriku from the dead. You better thank me Dahlriku!

The hill is mine again!

 

[hopper]

*deconstructs the hill using mass drivers and reconstructs it in a place only i can inhabit

 

[Smith6612]

I use a time paradox to undo hopper's changes and divide hopper by zero (see YouTube for the meaning of this ) and reclaim the hill.

 

[hopper]

*is a member of the Q continum and thus immune to time paradoxes, snaps fingers like Q and takes the hill back

 

[Dahlriku]

zapperpost, I think you and Shall do 3 biddings for you.

Being now a fully regenerated undead, I command a horde of zombies to charge the hill and claim it under my name.

 

[federico_casares]

I take a plane and spray holy water all over the place, destroying all the undead. Then, I land on the hill and claim it under my name!

 

[chewett]

i attack you with my mind. your head exploads and i claim the hill and then hide from anyone

 

[Dan]

I find chewett, chuck him off the hill, chainsaw his head off, stick on a lamp post and chuck his body in the pit for my pet dragon to eat. After that I claim the hill

 

[Smith6612]

I send anti-dan drones to destroy Dannad500, and then I set up an anti-dan wall to defend the hill.

 

[hopper]

drops the hill into a black hole and jumps in after (*can survive in a black hole*)

 

[Smith6612]

The black hole closes while Hopper is half way through, thus preventing hopper from going any further towards the hill. I reclaim the hill that the black hole spit out.

 

[Dahlriku]

I claim a rubber ducky.

 

[alexandgruntz]

Since a rubber ducky is not a hill, Danlriku explodes and takes Smith6612 with him, now I have the hill.

 

[Smith6612]

The hill turns upside down due to flaws in physics and time and I claim the hill as alexandgruntz is smashed under the hill.

 

[alexandgruntz]

Smith6612 doesn't realize that I am God, therefore I cannot be crushed, so I turn the hill back over and claim it.

 

[like2program]

I turn back time to the point in history when the hill fwas born from it's mother, Earth. I then claim the hill as my son and raise and nurture it until it is the largest hill in the land and that is how I took the hill

 

[Smith6612]

You unfortunately cause a time paradox and you disappear. I claim the hill again.