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I shine a flashlight through the wall of diamonds creating a prismatic effect superheating the hill until the occupant is forced to flee or die, then claim the hill. After creating a fortress 200 meters underneath the hill, I surround the hill with poisonous snakes, amphibians, and a moat of komodo dragons. Retreating under the hill, I adopt the name Mr. Underhill, and seal the entrance with plastique explosives.
 
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i walk up and stab you in the face and clame the hill.
 

Smith6612

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I take my physics gun, grab you with it, shift you somewhere high in the air, and lock you in the air, and then I claim the hill (haha you can't move now :D)
 

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Well, be that as it may, how did you get past the poisonous snakes, amphibians, komodo dragons, and down into the fortress? The world wants to know, or else I still hold the hill. :biggrin:
 

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The physics gun allows me to pick up anything and lock it into the air and do whatever from any distance, so I can lock all of your animals in the air, and then I can smash down/mess up your fortress with the Physics gun and lock it's pieces in the air as well :D

I win.
 
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Ah, Ok; lol... After a painful respawning :p I creep under the cover of darkness and destroy your physics gun while you sleep. In the morning you awake to a fully prepared breakfast of medium-rare steak and eggs over easy. As you drink the delicious orange juice provided, you suddenly wonder why the sky has turned purple. After waiting for the hallucinations to fully take effect, I scare you off the hill with a field mouse, and reclaim the hill.
 

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BTW, the Physics gun is from Garry's Mod, and unless you used the kill command in console, you don't respawn when you're locked in the air :D

My physics gun respawns, but also comes with a nuke launcher that sends BANHAMMERS with nukes. While you aren't looking, I take down all of your defenses with the Physics gun, then I use the modded gun to send silent nukes to your base. At that time, I activated god mode, the nuke hit you, sent you to planet Xorb where you can not respawn and is over 9,000 infinity light years away, and I reclaim the hill.

hehe, my plans are diverse :D
 

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Hehe; from Xorb I hack into the console, and kill the server; once the outside world has reclaimed the hill in the name of so-called-reality, I walk up the hill and place a flag at the top claiming it for me.
 

Smith6612

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I call the cops on Garenthino, and they take him to jail because he used 1337 h4x, burn the flag and I claim the hill.
 
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From jail I call my realestate agent and purchase the oil rights to the hill. Once the paperwork has been signed, a crew of oil field workers sets up a rig under police escort at the top of the hill, and begins to drill. On the side of the rig, faded white letters can barely be seen to read "The hill is mine, again!!"
 

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You realize that you had spent too much money on a single hill with only a drop of oil, and you are called up to be sent back to jail for not paying off your debt. I claim the hill again :D
 

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Alas, the hill has been claimed by Smith6612 for the day as I needs must rot in jail until I get bailed out by my rich movie-star poodle tomorrow;

If you enjoyed playing today, please click my check mark; I'll be back tomorrow!

Thanks!
 

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i unplug your gaming server and set up camp on the hill
 

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This was happened 250 years ago. Garenthino was freezed in the cave (that was the jail) near the mountain. Smith6612 went home for a while from the hill and never came back. On the entrance of the hill there was a digital code written by supermatthew which need to be hacked.
!/\/\ 1337 #l\(|<3l2 and l<!/\/ 9 ()f 7#3 #!11
I crack the code and now I'm the King of hill (hell).
You should interpretate this code into English alphabet or else you can't come into my hill.
 
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