Forum game <King of the hill>

[hopper]

i teleport the occupents of the hill to some random location and take control

 

[Starshine]

I dig out my time machine, travel back to just as Hopper was teleporting me out - whack him with my time machine, laugh at the paradox in it all and reclaim the hill ( or hole or whatever it has become )

 

[hopper]

destroys starshine's time machine in such a manner that he gets lost somewhere in time and takes over the hill

 

[alexandgruntz]

I push hopper off with a stick.

 

[zapperpost]

I summon the Nemean Lion to kill you. Your stick was useless because the lion's skin was impenetrable. Don't bother copying Hercules using his olive-wood club, because I had already done that, and now I am impenetrable! I went to the local Greek History Museum and stole some Greek Armour and wore it. I own the hill!

P.S. Don't bother blasting me with a tank, etc. I am protected by a Heliopolis*

*Credited from a PC game called Age of Mythology. A Heliopolis is a siege unit in Age of Mythology that belonged to the Greeks.

 

[Smith6612]

I kill you with a torrent of a nuke which blows your computer up while you're at it ^__^.

 

[callumacrae]

I make a giant army of flying toothpicks, and poke you to death

 

[dawmail333]

I wrap you up in commercial grade plastic wrap so you suffocate to death.

 

[Smith6612]

I take dawmail333 and bury him in paper to the point where he can't get up and he starves to death.

 

[alexandgruntz]

I come back to life and poke Smith6612 off the hill.

 

[Smith6612]

While alexandgruntz is walking up the hill, I fire a rocket at the top of the hill. I take out binoculars and then alexandgruntz suddenly get shot by the rocket. Seeing that he got oblitherated by the rocket, I yell "BOOM HEADSHOT!" and take the hill.

 

[Ben B]

i remove everyone off the hill by throwing money so that they chase it (even though it is fake) and build my temple on the top of the hill and look over what i now rule from my balcony

 

[Smith6612]

I call Airstrike on Ben B's hill and claim the hill, and rebuild his base but larger and strong enough to take nuclear attacks.

 

[Ben B]

I freeze Smith6612 and leave them to thaw out i a lion cage whilst increasing my empire

 

[Smith6612]

I unfreeze and because I'm already on the hill, I claim the hill again after pushing Ben B into a cliff.

 

[Ben B]

Smith6612 pushed me into the cliff but not of the cliff so I swiftly swung him off it and reclaimed what is mine

 

[alexandgruntz]

My ghost haunts Ben B and he screams for his life off the hill. My brother then claims the hill.

Then he prays to God that I come back to life, so I do.

 

[Pi606]

I send the alexandgruntz to the Recycle Bin.

My hill.

 

[alexandgruntz]

Since the Recycle Bin only holds deleted files, I simply climb out and use the power of Vista's Hill Claim software to send Pi606 packing.

 

[Pi606]

Yes, I'm packing...YOU INTO A 7-ZIP ARCHIVE!!!!

I then use Shift+Delete on alexandgrunts.7z to bypass the Recycle Bin.

$Hill->King = "Pi606";