I hack alexandgruntz's computer on the hill, I then uninstall firefox so he has to use Internet explorer. He goes insane and then runs away. I claim the hill!
I delete Firefox and claim the hill. Next to prevent you from getting internets I place a hoaming beacon on you and plug up the internet connection from where you are to prevent you from reinstalling Firefox or using IE lol.
I turned into anti-matter and replicate, destroying the third dimension. I pop out in the 4th dimension of Time and Space and claim the nearest object.