Forum game <King of the hill>

[Smith6612]

I claim a hill as well.

 

[jenya]

ill call in my good friend the Russian Mafia, to drop an atomic bomb on Smith's and alex's hills to wipe them out. then i claim whatever is left

 

[Smith6612]

I shoot jenya in the head with a tank missile. I claim the hill and put a shield around it.

 

[alexandgruntz]

I simply go and claim another hill.












Then I drop a nuclear bomb on Smith6612.

 

[Smith6612]

I shoot alexandgruntz with an ancient drone from Stargate and claim his hill.

 

[alexandgruntz]

Somehow, Patrick Star' stupidity drives Smith6612 insane. He gives the hill to me. :biggrin:

 

[Smith6612]

I send in SpongeBob to talk some sense into Patrick. I take the hill back from alexandgruntz.

 

[IonCannon218]

I shoot some nukes and blow up every hill.
I go claim Mt. Everest and set up nuke launchers on the mountain to shoot everyone and everything who dares to approach the mountain.

 

[Smith6612]

I snipe bnex10 off of Mt. Everest and claim the top of the mountain after rounding it off to make it look like a hill.

 

[IonCannon218]

A mountain is better than a hill.

And that was a dummy you sniped. I'm actually inside the mountain.
I create a sphere force field around mah hill/mountain. smith612 get pushed off the mountain and falls.

 

[alexandgruntz]

@echo off
if mountain_is_better_than_hill=true
then planet_is_better_than_mountain=true
call plntclm.exe \Jupiter
echo Jupiter successfully claimed.

 

[IonCannon218]

I claim a planet in a faroff galaxy.

 

[fempower]

I fly over the hill in a bomber and drop several tons of plush animals.

 

[Smith6612]

The plush animals didn't do a thing to the hill but cover up a base. I claim the base and take the hill.

 

[alexandgruntz]

I pretend to be a tourist using my $5 camera, and shoot Smith6612 off the hill. I claim the hill and take a bad photo to prove it.

 

[Smith6612]

I snipe alexandgruntz in the foot. This sniper rifle shot a nuke. I claim the hill.

 

[alexandgruntz]

I come back, as God healed me. I claim the hill using my superhuman powers.

 

[Smith6612]

You use up your powers, and as you go to get more I claim the hill.

 

[IonCannon218]

I send in stormtroopers in to invade the hill.

 

[alexandgruntz]

I send in Patrick Star to invade the hill. Rather than invade, he farts. Everyone is overwhelmed by the stench. I clean the air, and claim the hill.