Forum game <King of the hill>

[Smith6612]

I claim the hill since pmapbulacan had not defenses set up.

 

[alexandgruntz]

Neither had Smith6612, so I push him off and hire security guards to guard my hill which I just claimed.

 

[Smith6612]

I snipe his guards and I put sentry guns on the hill. I claim it now.

 

[alexandgruntz]

I nuke the hill and claim Mt. Cook again.

 

[Retinal]

I sneak up behind, trip you, and claim the hill as mines.

 

[Smith6612]

I claim the hill after grabbing you with the physics gun and locking you in the air.

 

[alexandgruntz]

I claim the hill after grabbing you with the physics gun and locking you in the water.

 

[Smith6612]

I unlock myself using the kill command in the console and cage you using the admin tooks. I claim the hill now.

 

[fierce]

I shot Smith6612 in his head with AWP and take control over the hill .

 

[alexandgruntz]

I use fierce's funny looking avatar - uh, thing, to knock him out. I claim the hill.

 

[Smith6612]

I use Patrick the Star to kill alexandgruntz and claim the hill.

 

[alexandgruntz]

I use a white helmet to push Smith6612 off the hill and claim it.

 

[fempower]

I force alexandgruntz to watch so much bad TV that his brain melts and I claim the hill.

 

[Smith6612]

I weld fempower to a chair in Garry's Mod and lock him in the air with the Physics gun. I claim the hill.

 

[alexandgruntz]

I put Smith6612 in an industrial wasteland in SimCity 4, which causes him to choke. I claim the hill and put a moat around it.

 

[Smith6612]

I build a bridge over the Moat and I manifest the hill. I claim it.

 

[alexandgruntz]

As Smith6612 was building the bridge I shot him, so he never claimed the hill. I blow up the bridge and continue as King of the Hill.

 

[Smith6612]

I spawn a fusion bomb on top of the hill and set the bomb off. I claim the hill after the bomb clears out.

 

[alexandgruntz]

I respawn and claim Virtual Hill v3.7.

 

[Smith6612]

Virtual Hill is replaced by v.3.8 and I claim it.