Forum game <King of the hill>

[alexandgruntz]

I push Smith6612 off the hill with the soccer punch wall from Wipeout. I build a 100 metre deep moat around the hill where the only way across is the big balls. I claim the hill.

 

[Smith6612]

I hit alexandgruntz with a punching bag. He falls off of a 1 mile deep cliff and I claim the hill.

 

[alexandgruntz]

I land in water, and activate my waterproof jet pack. I push Smith6612 off the cliff and claim the hill.

 

[Smith6612]

alexandgruntz's vest dies and I push him off again. This time there is no water down there and lots of thorney bushes and cactuses. I claim the hill.

 

[cased]

I stop showering and begin an intensive workout routine. A month later I walk up the hill driving Smith away with my BO. I claim the hill.

 

[AJradio]

I run over cased in a bull dozer, killing him, I TAKE THE HILL!

and build a mansion

 

[zapperpost]

Hey! How convenient! A wrecking ball already attached to a crane! Bye mansion and whatever is inside (you).

I claim the hill!

 

[AJradio]

*Takes a Steam roller and runs over zapperpost*

Hey.... Is this his wallett?

 

[alexandgruntz]

Since AJradio did not claim the hill, I claim it.

 

[AJradio]

Because alexandgruntz claimed the hill, I fly over alexandgruntz in a banshee, gets out on top of him, *drops a frag granade as I fall*

Claims the hill of hell!

 

[cased]

Having been killed, I rise as a zombie, join an undead horde and over run the hill.

I and my undead horde claim the hill.

 

[AJradio]

Well, Since you never "Killed" me, I return from the hospital in a tank and shoot your zombies w/ my machine gun, and run cased over

Again, My hill

 

[Smith6612]

I nuke the hill and then shortly claim it once the radiation clears away.

 

[alexandgruntz]

I drown Smith6612 with the Rain Mod for SimCity 4. I claim the (now-underwater) hill, after putting on scuba-diving gear.

 

[Max1337]

I kill alexandgruntz by taking a C4 and putting it next to his bed when hes sleeping...
Now I claim the hill.

 

[zapperpost]

I knock on your front door, and of course, you open the door. I take a milk bottle and smash it against your head. Then I run to your hill and claim it.

 

[Noodles8]

Except Zapper didnt know that I was right behind the entire time, stalking him, so as he ran up the hill, I sniped him. Ran past his body, shanking him(to be sure hes dead of course), and become king of the hill!

 

[cased]

Having nothing left of myself except my head, I bite Noodles as he claims the hill. This turns him into a mindless zombie and he wanders off aimlessly.

My head claims the hill.

 

[AJradio]

Well...
I get in a banshee and fly over cased. I jump out of the banshee 40 feet away. Cased doesn't see the banshee and it lands on him. I put a frag right next to his head. BOOOOOOMMMMM!!!

My Hill

 

[adamlinux]

I sneak up behind AJradio and tie a sting around every individual hair on his head, then I yank them all out at once, which causes his head to explode.