Forum game <King of the hill>

fractalfeline

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I make a mountain out of a mole hill and claim that it is the only hill worth standing on, the epitome of all hills, all lesser hills are but a shadow of the glory of the Hillusness of this hill, that is the one that I'm standing on. In a philosophical sense, this hill is the embodiement of all hills, and thus by standing on this hill, I am the queen of Hills.
 

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While you are too busy philosophizing, I sneak from the back and push you off the hill.

My hill now.
 

achilleasgr

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I put drugs on your supply of food, and soon I come to the hill, and tell you that you will find a treasure on the center of the earth(including infinite cookies), you believe me because you are drugged and set out on your mission, leaving the hill forever
 

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You give me the hill, as you are losing money on it due to the recession. I get it into a better state and start making money. With that money I put invincible walls all around it and a giant plastic dome that cannot break (but it does have air holes).
 

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You actually trusted a con artist to make you the "invincible walls", and with the first sign of rain from the sky, it breaks into peaces, each slicing you. I am too disgusted to go to such a place, and go and declare a new hill as The Hill.

So my hill now.
 

The Real Rebel

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I firstly jump over the wall, grab that mini gun put it up your back side fire twice, once for you and once for me :p

I own the hill now and now I build a 20 foot building on the hill which is fire, water and resistant to any damage, beat that folks :p
 

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I dig a hole under the hill and enter through the bottom of the building, which you failed to adequately protect. I kill you and steal the hill.

--- Mr. DOS
 

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I air strike the building with exploding sheep... your death, my hill
 

achilleasgr

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I send out a magic bullet that finds you and explodes you wherever you are!

I own the hill now
 

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I get up the hill, throw a cookie down and lure you to chase after it. You absentmindedly run at it. My hill. :D
 

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Since you threw a cookie, you are arrested for littering. I simply walk back onto the hill and take it. My hill.
 
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