Forum game <King of the hill>

[achilleasgr]

And then you wake up in a boat.

The Hill is My Hill.

 

[alexandgruntz]

No, my clone woke up in a boat.

Still my hill.

 

[achilleasgr]

Still dreaming.

My hill.

 

[fractalfeline]

I make a mountain out of a mole hill and claim that it is the only hill worth standing on, the epitome of all hills, all lesser hills are but a shadow of the glory of the Hillusness of this hill, that is the one that I'm standing on. In a philosophical sense, this hill is the embodiement of all hills, and thus by standing on this hill, I am the queen of Hills.

 

[achilleasgr]

While you are too busy philosophizing, I sneak from the back and push you off the hill.

My hill now.

 

[alexandgruntz]

While you are pushing fractalfeline off the hill, I push you off the hill. My hill.

 

[achilleasgr]

I come back and scare you off the hill forever.

My hill again.

 

[alexandgruntz]

I come back and push you off Mt Everest. My hill.

 

[achilleasgr]

I put drugs on your supply of food, and soon I come to the hill, and tell you that you will find a treasure on the center of the earth(including infinite cookies), you believe me because you are drugged and set out on your mission, leaving the hill forever

 

[alexandgruntz]

You give me the hill, as you are losing money on it due to the recession. I get it into a better state and start making money. With that money I put invincible walls all around it and a giant plastic dome that cannot break (but it does have air holes).

 

[achilleasgr]

You actually trusted a con artist to make you the "invincible walls", and with the first sign of rain from the sky, it breaks into peaces, each slicing you. I am too disgusted to go to such a place, and go and declare a new hill as The Hill.

So my hill now.

 

[The Real Rebel]

I firstly jump over the wall, grab that mini gun put it up your back side fire twice, once for you and once for me

I own the hill now and now I build a 20 foot building on the hill which is fire, water and resistant to any damage, beat that folks

 

[Mr. DOS]

I dig a hole under the hill and enter through the bottom of the building, which you failed to adequately protect. I kill you and steal the hill.

--- Mr. DOS

 

[alexandgruntz]

I walk in the front door and shoot you. My hill.

 

[smithee]

I air strike the building with exploding sheep... your death, my hill

 

[achilleasgr]

I send out a magic bullet that finds you and explodes you wherever you are!

I own the hill now

 

[RagnaParadise]

I bury you alive while you're asleep. I own the hill and made it taller.

 

[alexandgruntz]

I fly up there with my helicopter and jump on you, crushing you. My hill.

 

[RagnaParadise]

I get up the hill, throw a cookie down and lure you to chase after it. You absentmindedly run at it. My hill.

 

[alexandgruntz]

Since you threw a cookie, you are arrested for littering. I simply walk back onto the hill and take it. My hill.