There was once a magical apple, that glowed whenever you got near it. It shined in multiple colors, like a rainbow at the stormy beach of doom. It tasted like a really off tub of big moldy stew. This meant that the people of the apple had to buy a big, big, big enourmous mint to stop the apple being tasted. But the mint tasted like someone puked in your mouth. The taste was so damn disgusting that when someone ate it it caused white pustules to form in their brain, making them have brain farts and blackouts. Although the apple was a regular old piece of fruit, ...