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There was once a magical apple, that glowed whenever you got near it. It shined in multiple colors, like a rainbow at the stormy beach of doom. It tasted like a really off tub of big moldy stew. This meant that the people of the apple had to buy a big, big, big enourmous mint to stop the apple being tasted. But the mint tasted like someone puked in your mouth. The taste was so damn disgusting that when someone ate it it caused white pustules to form in their brain, making them have brain farts and blackouts. Although the apple was a regular old piece of fruit, it had certain magical properites such as the ability to fly, and swear in 5000 different languages. But then one day a gnome decided hold a competition, and the prize was to have a taste of the apple, a bite as big as a house. Unfortunately the apple was smart, and started the process of turning itself into a banana, so the gnome wasn't able to find it, because gnomes can't see the colour yellow. However this banana wasn't quite ripe yet so it was actually green, and gnomes can see green, so the gnome cried out 'thats where that banana got to, when I was looking for it', he then grabbed the banana and used his magic to destroy all of the poor people who inhabited the island of Tasmania, fortunately not many people know where Tasmania is so
 

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There was once a magical apple, that glowed whenever you got near it. It shined in multiple colors, like a rainbow at the stormy beach of doom. It tasted like a really off tub of big moldy stew. This meant that the people of the apple had to buy a big, big, big enourmous mint to stop the apple being tasted. But the mint tasted like someone puked in your mouth. The taste was so damn disgusting that when someone ate it it caused white pustules to form in their brain, making them have brain farts and blackouts. Although the apple was a regular old piece of fruit, it had certain magical properites such as the ability to fly, and swear in 5000 different languages. But then one day a gnome decided hold a competition, and the prize was to have a taste of the apple, a bite as big as a house. Unfortunately the apple was smart, and started the process of turning itself into a banana, so the gnome wasn't able to find it, because gnomes can't see the colour yellow. However this banana wasn't quite ripe yet so it was actually green, and gnomes can see green, so the gnome cried out 'thats where that banana got to, when I was looking for it', he then grabbed the banana and used his magic to destroy all of the poor people who inhabited the island of Tasmania, fortunately not many people know where Tasmania is so its population was a mere
 

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There was once a magical apple, that glowed whenever you got near it. It shined in multiple colors, like a rainbow at the stormy beach of doom. It tasted like a really off tub of big moldy stew. This meant that the people of the apple had to buy a big, big, big enourmous mint to stop the apple being tasted. But the mint tasted like someone puked in your mouth. The taste was so damn disgusting that when someone ate it it caused white pustules to form in their brain, making them have brain farts and blackouts. Although the apple was a regular old piece of fruit, it had certain magical properites such as the ability to fly, and swear in 5000 different languages. But then one day a gnome decided hold a competition, and the prize was to have a taste of the apple, a bite as big as a house. Unfortunately the apple was smart, and started the process of turning itself into a banana, so the gnome wasn't able to find it, because gnomes can't see the colour yellow. However this banana wasn't quite ripe yet so it was actually green, and gnomes can see green, so the gnome cried out 'thats where that banana got to, when I was looking for it', he then grabbed the banana and used his magic to destroy all of the poor people who inhabited the island of Tasmania, fortunately not many people know where Tasmania is so its population was a mere 1 million. The banana responded by
 

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There was once a magical apple, that glowed whenever you got near it. It shined in multiple colors, like a rainbow at the stormy beach of doom. It tasted like a really off tub of big moldy stew. This meant that the people of the apple had to buy a big, big, big enourmous mint to stop the apple being tasted. But the mint tasted like someone puked in your mouth. The taste was so damn disgusting that when someone ate it it caused white pustules to form in their brain, making them have brain farts and blackouts. Although the apple was a regular old piece of fruit, it had certain magical properites such as the ability to fly, and swear in 5000 different languages. But then one day a gnome decided hold a competition, and the prize was to have a taste of the apple, a bite as big as a house. Unfortunately the apple was smart, and started the process of turning itself into a banana, so the gnome wasn't able to find it, because gnomes can't see the colour yellow. However this banana wasn't quite ripe yet so it was actually green, and gnomes can see green, so the gnome cried out 'thats where that banana got to, when I was looking for it', he then grabbed the banana and used his magic to destroy all of the poor people who inhabited the island of Tasmania, fortunately not many people know where Tasmania is so its population was a mere 1 million. The banana responded by releasing a huge
 

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There was once a magical apple, that glowed whenever you got near it. It shined in multiple colors, like a rainbow at the stormy beach of doom. It tasted like a really off tub of big moldy stew. This meant that the people of the apple had to buy a big, big, big enourmous mint to stop the apple being tasted. But the mint tasted like someone puked in your mouth. The taste was so damn disgusting that when someone ate it it caused white pustules to form in their brain, making them have brain farts and blackouts. Although the apple was a regular old piece of fruit, it had certain magical properites such as the ability to fly, and swear in 5000 different languages. But then one day a gnome decided hold a competition, and the prize was to have a taste of the apple, a bite as big as a house. Unfortunately the apple was smart, and started the process of turning itself into a banana, so the gnome wasn't able to find it, because gnomes can't see the colour yellow. However this banana wasn't quite ripe yet so it was actually green, and gnomes can see green, so the gnome cried out 'thats where that banana got to, when I was looking for it', he then grabbed the banana and used his magic to destroy all of the poor people who inhabited the island of Tasmania, fortunately not many people know where Tasmania is so its population was a mere 1 million. The banana responded by releasing a huge vent of gas, which then
 

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There was once a magical apple, that glowed whenever you got near it. It shined in multiple colors, like a rainbow at the stormy beach of doom. It tasted like a really off tub of big moldy stew. This meant that the people of the apple had to buy a big, big, big enourmous mint to stop the apple being tasted. But the mint tasted like someone puked in your mouth. The taste was so damn disgusting that when someone ate it it caused white pustules to form in their brain, making them have brain farts and blackouts. Although the apple was a regular old piece of fruit, it had certain magical properites such as the ability to fly, and swear in 5000 different languages. But then one day a gnome decided hold a competition, and the prize was to have a taste of the apple, a bite as big as a house. Unfortunately the apple was smart, and started the process of turning itself into a banana, so the gnome wasn't able to find it, because gnomes can't see the colour yellow. However this banana wasn't quite ripe yet so it was actually green, and gnomes can see green, so the gnome cried out 'thats where that banana got to, when I was looking for it', he then grabbed the banana and used his magic to destroy all of the poor people who inhabited the island of Tasmania, fortunately not many people know where Tasmania is so its population was a mere 1 million. The banana responded by releasing a huge vent of gas, which then killed the entire
 

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There was once a magical apple, that glowed whenever you got near it. It shined in multiple colors, like a rainbow at the stormy beach of doom. It tasted like a really off tub of big moldy stew. This meant that the people of the apple had to buy a big, big, big enourmous mint to stop the apple being tasted. But the mint tasted like someone puked in your mouth. The taste was so damn disgusting that when someone ate it it caused white pustules to form in their brain, making them have brain farts and blackouts. Although the apple was a regular old piece of fruit, it had certain magical properites such as the ability to fly, and swear in 5000 different languages. But then one day a gnome decided hold a competition, and the prize was to have a taste of the apple, a bite as big as a house. Unfortunately the apple was smart, and started the process of turning itself into a banana, so the gnome wasn't able to find it, because gnomes can't see the colour yellow. However this banana wasn't quite ripe yet so it was actually green, and gnomes can see green, so the gnome cried out 'thats where that banana got to, when I was looking for it', he then grabbed the banana and used his magic to destroy all of the poor people who inhabited the island of Tasmania, fortunately not many people know where Tasmania is so its population was a mere 1 million. The banana responded by releasing a huge vent of gas, which then killed the entire population of Tasmania. However, this infuriated the gnome then he said
 

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There was once a magical apple, that glowed whenever you got near it. It shined in multiple colors, like a rainbow at the stormy beach of doom. It tasted like a really off tub of big moldy stew. This meant that the people of the apple had to buy a big, big, big enourmous mint to stop the apple being tasted. But the mint tasted like someone puked in your mouth. The taste was so damn disgusting that when someone ate it it caused white pustules to form in their brain, making them have brain farts and blackouts. Although the apple was a regular old piece of fruit, it had certain magical properites such as the ability to fly, and swear in 5000 different languages. But then one day a gnome decided hold a competition, and the prize was to have a taste of the apple, a bite as big as a house. Unfortunately the apple was smart, and started the process of turning itself into a banana, so the gnome wasn't able to find it, because gnomes can't see the colour yellow. However this banana wasn't quite ripe yet so it was actually green, and gnomes can see green, so the gnome cried out 'thats where that banana got to, when I was looking for it', he then grabbed the banana and used his magic to destroy all of the poor people who inhabited the island of Tasmania, fortunately not many people know where Tasmania is so its population was a mere 1 million. The banana responded by releasing a huge vent of gas, which then killed the entire population of Tasmania. However, this infuriated the gnome then he said, "We must do something about this banana." So they all tried to...
 

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There was once a magical apple, that glowed whenever you got near it. It shined in multiple colors, like a rainbow at the stormy beach of doom. It tasted like a really off tub of big moldy stew. This meant that the people of the apple had to buy a big, big, big enourmous mint to stop the apple being tasted. But the mint tasted like someone puked in your mouth. The taste was so damn disgusting that when someone ate it it caused white pustules to form in their brain, making them have brain farts and blackouts. Although the apple was a regular old piece of fruit, it had certain magical properites such as the ability to fly, and swear in 5000 different languages. But then one day a gnome decided hold a competition, and the prize was to have a taste of the apple, a bite as big as a house. Unfortunately the apple was smart, and started the process of turning itself into a banana, so the gnome wasn't able to find it, because gnomes can't see the colour yellow. However this banana wasn't quite ripe yet so it was actually green, and gnomes can see green, so the gnome cried out 'thats where that banana got to, when I was looking for it', he then grabbed the banana and used his magic to destroy all of the poor people who inhabited the island of Tasmania, fortunately not many people know where Tasmania is so its population was a mere 1 million. The banana responded by releasing a huge vent of gas, which then killed the entire population of Tasmania. However, this infuriated the gnome then he said, "We must do something about this banana." So they all tried to peel the banana, but then it turned back into a
 

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There was once a magical apple, that glowed whenever you got near it. It shined in multiple colors, like a rainbow at the stormy beach of doom. It tasted like a really off tub of big moldy stew. This meant that the people of the apple had to buy a big, big, big enourmous mint to stop the apple being tasted. But the mint tasted like someone puked in your mouth. The taste was so damn disgusting that when someone ate it it caused white pustules to form in their brain, making them have brain farts and blackouts. Although the apple was a regular old piece of fruit, it had certain magical properites such as the ability to fly, and swear in 5000 different languages. But then one day a gnome decided hold a competition, and the prize was to have a taste of the apple, a bite as big as a house. Unfortunately the apple was smart, and started the process of turning itself into a banana, so the gnome wasn't able to find it, because gnomes can't see the colour yellow. However this banana wasn't quite ripe yet so it was actually green, and gnomes can see green, so the gnome cried out 'thats where that banana got to, when I was looking for it', he then grabbed the banana and used his magic to destroy all of the poor people who inhabited the island of Tasmania, fortunately not many people know where Tasmania is so its population was a mere 1 million. The banana responded by releasing a huge vent of gas, which then killed the entire population of Tasmania. However, this infuriated the gnome then he said, "We must do something about this banana." So they all tried to peel the banana, but then it turned back into an apple which was its original form. After that the apple said
 

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There was once a magical apple, that glowed whenever you got near it. It shined in multiple colors, like a rainbow at the stormy beach of doom. It tasted like a really off tub of big moldy stew. This meant that the people of the apple had to buy a big, big, big enourmous mint to stop the apple being tasted. But the mint tasted like someone puked in your mouth. The taste was so damn disgusting that when someone ate it it caused white pustules to form in their brain, making them have brain farts and blackouts. Although the apple was a regular old piece of fruit, it had certain magical properites such as the ability to fly, and swear in 5000 different languages. But then one day a gnome decided hold a competition, and the prize was to have a taste of the apple, a bite as big as a house. Unfortunately the apple was smart, and started the process of turning itself into a banana, so the gnome wasn't able to find it, because gnomes can't see the colour yellow. However this banana wasn't quite ripe yet so it was actually green, and gnomes can see green, so the gnome cried out 'thats where that banana got to, when I was looking for it', he then grabbed the banana and used his magic to destroy all of the poor people who inhabited the island of Tasmania, fortunately not many people know where Tasmania is so its population was a mere 1 million. The banana responded by releasing a huge vent of gas, which then killed the entire population of Tasmania. However, this infuriated the gnome then he said, "We must do something about this banana." So they all tried to peel the banana, but then it turned back into an apple which was its original form. After that the apple said that the pretence of its entire exsistance was flawed, this made the gnome consider
 

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There was once a magical apple, that glowed whenever you got near it. It shined in multiple colors, like a rainbow at the stormy beach of doom. It tasted like a really off tub of big moldy stew. This meant that the people of the apple had to buy a big, big, big enourmous mint to stop the apple being tasted. But the mint tasted like someone puked in your mouth. The taste was so damn disgusting that when someone ate it it caused white pustules to form in their brain, making them have brain farts and blackouts. Although the apple was a regular old piece of fruit, it had certain magical properites such as the ability to fly, and swear in 5000 different languages. But then one day a gnome decided hold a competition, and the prize was to have a taste of the apple, a bite as big as a house. Unfortunately the apple was smart, and started the process of turning itself into a banana, so the gnome wasn't able to find it, because gnomes can't see the colour yellow. However this banana wasn't quite ripe yet so it was actually green, and gnomes can see green, so the gnome cried out 'thats where that banana got to, when I was looking for it', he then grabbed the banana and used his magic to destroy all of the poor people who inhabited the island of Tasmania, fortunately not many people know where Tasmania is so its population was a mere 1 million. The banana responded by releasing a huge vent of gas, which then killed the entire population of Tasmania. However, this infuriated the gnome then he said, "We must do something about this banana." So they all tried to peel the banana, but then it turned back into an apple which was its original form. After that the apple said that the pretence of its entire exsistance was flawed, this made the gnome consider ditching the apple in favour
 

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There was once a magical apple, that glowed whenever you got near it. It shined in multiple colors, like a rainbow at the stormy beach of doom. It tasted like a really off tub of big moldy stew. This meant that the people of the apple had to buy a big, big, big enourmous mint to stop the apple being tasted. But the mint tasted like someone puked in your mouth. The taste was so damn disgusting that when someone ate it it caused white pustules to form in their brain, making them have brain farts and blackouts.

Although the apple was a regular old piece of fruit, it had certain magical properites such as the ability to fly, and swear in 5000 different languages. But then one day a gnome decided hold a competition, and the prize was to have a taste of the apple, a bite as big as a house. Unfortunately the apple was smart, and started the process of turning itself into a banana, so the gnome wasn't able to find it, because gnomes can't see the colour yellow. However this banana wasn't quite ripe yet so it was actually green, and gnomes can see green, so the gnome cried out 'thats where that banana got to, when I was looking for it', he then grabbed the banana and used his magic to destroy all of the poor people who inhabited the island of Tasmania, fortunately not many people know where Tasmania is so its population was a mere 1 million. The banana responded by releasing a huge vent of gas, which then killed the entire population of Tasmania. However, this infuriated the gnome then he said, "We must do something about this banana." So they all tried to peel the banana, but then it turned back into an apple which was its original form. After that the apple said; "Back OFF! Worship me now or you shall all die!"

After the people agreed they
 
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There was once a magical apple, that glowed whenever you got near it. It shined in multiple colors, like a rainbow at the stormy beach of doom. It tasted like a really off tub of big moldy stew. This meant that the people of the apple had to buy a big, big, big enourmous mint to stop the apple being tasted. But the mint tasted like someone puked in your mouth. The taste was so damn disgusting that when someone ate it it caused white pustules to form in their brain, making them have brain farts and blackouts.

Although the apple was a regular old piece of fruit, it had certain magical properites such as the ability to fly, and swear in 5000 different languages. But then one day a gnome decided hold a competition, and the prize was to have a taste of the apple, a bite as big as a house. Unfortunately the apple was smart, and started the process of turning itself into a banana, so the gnome wasn't able to find it, because gnomes can't see the colour yellow. However this banana wasn't quite ripe yet so it was actually green, and gnomes can see green, so the gnome cried out 'thats where that banana got to, when I was looking for it', he then grabbed the banana and used his magic to destroy all of the poor people who inhabited the island of Tasmania, fortunately not many people know where Tasmania is so its population was a mere 1 million. The banana responded by releasing a huge vent of gas, which then killed the entire population of Tasmania. However, this infuriated the gnome then he said, "We must do something about this banana." So they all tried to peel the banana, but then it turned back into an apple which was its original form. After that the apple said; "Back OFF! Worship me now or you shall all die!"

After the people agreed they decided to kill the apple, because
 

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Once on the hill there was an apple standing on its legs. It was on the dead stump of its parent tree. It was crying mournfully over the death of its fellow Granny Smith apples.seeing this one small orange told that she couldn't fly anywhere
 

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I'm not entirely sure what happened what with the last post but the story continues.

There was once a magical apple, that glowed whenever you got near it. It shined in multiple colors, like a rainbow at the stormy beach of doom. It tasted like a really off tub of big moldy stew. This meant that the people of the apple had to buy a big, big, big enourmous mint to stop the apple being tasted. But the mint tasted like someone puked in your mouth. The taste was so damn disgusting that when someone ate it it caused white pustules to form in their brain, making them have brain farts and blackouts.

Although the apple was a regular old piece of fruit, it had certain magical properites such as the ability to fly, and swear in 5000 different languages. But then one day a gnome decided hold a competition, and the prize was to have a taste of the apple, a bite as big as a house. Unfortunately the apple was smart, and started the process of turning itself into a banana, so the gnome wasn't able to find it, because gnomes can't see the colour yellow. However this banana wasn't quite ripe yet so it was actually green, and gnomes can see green, so the gnome cried out 'thats where that banana got to, when I was looking for it', he then grabbed the banana and used his magic to destroy all of the poor people who inhabited the island of Tasmania, fortunately not many people know where Tasmania is so its population was a mere 1 million. The banana responded by releasing a huge vent of gas, which then killed the entire population of Tasmania. However, this infuriated the gnome then he said, "We must do something about this banana." So they all tried to peel the banana, but then it turned back into an apple which was its original form. After that the apple said; "Back OFF! Worship me now or you shall all die!"

After the people agreed they decided to kill the apple, because otherwise they would be enslaved for
 

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I'm not entirely sure what happened what with the last post but the story continues.

There was once a magical apple, that glowed whenever you got near it. It shined in multiple colors, like a rainbow at the stormy beach of doom. It tasted like a really off tub of big moldy stew. This meant that the people of the apple had to buy a big, big, big enourmous mint to stop the apple being tasted. But the mint tasted like someone puked in your mouth. The taste was so damn disgusting that when someone ate it it caused white pustules to form in their brain, making them have brain farts and blackouts.

Although the apple was a regular old piece of fruit, it had certain magical properites such as the ability to fly, and swear in 5000 different languages. But then one day a gnome decided hold a competition, and the prize was to have a taste of the apple, a bite as big as a house. Unfortunately the apple was smart, and started the process of turning itself into a banana, so the gnome wasn't able to find it, because gnomes can't see the colour yellow. However this banana wasn't quite ripe yet so it was actually green, and gnomes can see green, so the gnome cried out 'thats where that banana got to, when I was looking for it', he then grabbed the banana and used his magic to destroy all of the poor people who inhabited the island of Tasmania, fortunately not many people know where Tasmania is so its population was a mere 1 million. The banana responded by releasing a huge vent of gas, which then killed the entire population of Tasmania. However, this infuriated the gnome then he said, "We must do something about this banana." So they all tried to peel the banana, but then it turned back into an apple which was its original form. After that the apple said; "Back OFF! Worship me now or you shall all die!"

After the people agreed they decided to kill the apple, because otherwise they would be enslaved for an eternity, doing the apple's every whim.

However, one of the apple's seeds escaped and got buried onto soil, which made that seed
 

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lets say till when it will go on.
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There was once a magical apple, that glowed whenever you got near it. It shined in multiple colors, like a rainbow at the stormy beach of doom. It tasted like a really off tub of big moldy stew. This meant that the people of the apple had to buy a big, big, big enourmous mint to stop the apple being tasted. But the mint tasted like someone puked in your mouth. The taste was so damn disgusting that when someone ate it it caused white pustules to form in their brain, making them have brain farts and blackouts.

Although the apple was a regular old piece of fruit, it had certain magical properites such as the ability to fly, and swear in 5000 different languages. But then one day a gnome decided hold a competition, and the prize was to have a taste of the apple, a bite as big as a house. Unfortunately the apple was smart, and started the process of turning itself into a banana, so the gnome wasn't able to find it, because gnomes can't see the colour yellow. However this banana wasn't quite ripe yet so it was actually green, and gnomes can see green, so the gnome cried out 'thats where that banana got to, when I was looking for it', he then grabbed the banana and used his magic to destroy all of the poor people who inhabited the island of Tasmania, fortunately not many people know where Tasmania is so its population was a mere 1 million. The banana responded by releasing a huge vent of gas, which then killed the entire population of Tasmania. However, this infuriated the gnome then he said, "We must do something about this banana." So they all tried to peel the banana, but then it turned back into an apple which was its original form. After that the apple said; "Back OFF! Worship me now or you shall all die!"

After the people agreed they decided to kill the apple, because otherwise they would be enslaved for an eternity, doing the apple's every whim.

However, one of the apple's seeds escaped and got buried onto soil, which made that seed grow and became another apple tree which gave identical twin to the same old magical apple
 
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There was once a magical apple, that glowed whenever you got near it. It shined in multiple colors, like a rainbow at the stormy beach of doom. It tasted like a really off tub of big moldy stew. This meant that the people of the apple had to buy a big, big, big enourmous mint to stop the apple being tasted. But the mint tasted like someone puked in your mouth. The taste was so damn disgusting that when someone ate it it caused white pustules to form in their brain, making them have brain farts and blackouts.

Although the apple was a regular old piece of fruit, it had certain magical properites such as the ability to fly, and swear in 5000 different languages. But then one day a gnome decided hold a competition, and the prize was to have a taste of the apple, a bite as big as a house. Unfortunately the apple was smart, and started the process of turning itself into a banana, so the gnome wasn't able to find it, because gnomes can't see the colour yellow. However this banana wasn't quite ripe yet so it was actually green, and gnomes can see green, so the gnome cried out 'thats where that banana got to, when I was looking for it', he then grabbed the banana and used his magic to destroy all of the poor people who inhabited the island of Tasmania, fortunately not many people know where Tasmania is so its population was a mere 1 million. The banana responded by releasing a huge vent of gas, which then killed the entire population of Tasmania. However, this infuriated the gnome then he said, "We must do something about this banana." So they all tried to peel the banana, but then it turned back into an apple which was its original form. After that the apple said; "Back OFF! Worship me now or you shall all die!"

After the people agreed they decided to kill the apple, because otherwise they would be enslaved for an eternity, doing the apple's every whim.

However, one of the apple's seeds escaped and got buried onto soil, which made that seed grow and became another apple tree which gave identical twin to the same old magical apple, fortunately the decendants of the gnome were
 

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There was once a magical apple, that glowed whenever you got near it. It shined in multiple colors, like a rainbow at the stormy beach of doom. It tasted like a really off tub of big moldy stew. This meant that the people of the apple had to buy a big, big, big enourmous mint to stop the apple being tasted. But the mint tasted like someone puked in your mouth. The taste was so damn disgusting that when someone ate it it caused white pustules to form in their brain, making them have brain farts and blackouts.

Although the apple was a regular old piece of fruit, it had certain magical properites such as the ability to fly, and swear in 5000 different languages. But then one day a gnome decided hold a competition, and the prize was to have a taste of the apple, a bite as big as a house. Unfortunately the apple was smart, and started the process of turning itself into a banana, so the gnome wasn't able to find it, because gnomes can't see the colour yellow. However this banana wasn't quite ripe yet so it was actually green, and gnomes can see green, so the gnome cried out 'thats where that banana got to, when I was looking for it', he then grabbed the banana and used his magic to destroy all of the poor people who inhabited the island of Tasmania, fortunately not many people know where Tasmania is so its population was a mere 1 million. The banana responded by releasing a huge vent of gas, which then killed the entire population of Tasmania. However, this infuriated the gnome then he said, "We must do something about this banana." So they all tried to peel the banana, but then it turned back into an apple which was its original form. After that the apple said; "Back OFF! Worship me now or you shall all die!"

After the people agreed they decided to kill the apple, because otherwise they would be enslaved for an eternity, doing the apple's every whim.

However, one of the apple's seeds escaped and got buried onto soil, which made that seed grow and became another apple tree which gave identical twin to the same old magical apple, fortunately the decendants of the gnome were aware of this and finally found something to stop it from wreaking any more havoc. They have found the one weakness of the magical apple which was
 
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