Forum Game <Story>

[LHVWB]

There was once a magical apple, that glowed whenever you got near it. It shined in multiple colors, like a rainbow at the stormy beach of doom. It tasted like a really off tub of big moldy stew. This meant that the people of the apple had to buy a big, big, big enourmous mint to stop the apple being tasted. But the mint tasted like someone puked in your mouth. The taste was so damn disgusting that when someone ate it it caused white pustules to form in their brain, making them have brain farts and blackouts.

Although the apple was a regular old piece of fruit, it had certain magical properites such as the ability to fly, and swear in 5000 different languages. But then one day a gnome decided hold a competition, and the prize was to have a taste of the apple, a bite as big as a house. Unfortunately the apple was smart, and started the process of turning itself into a banana, so the gnome wasn't able to find it, because gnomes can't see the colour yellow. However this banana wasn't quite ripe yet so it was actually green, and gnomes can see green, so the gnome cried out 'thats where that banana got to, when I was looking for it', he then grabbed the banana and used his magic to destroy all of the poor people who inhabited the island of Tasmania, fortunately not many people know where Tasmania is so its population was a mere 1 million. The banana responded by releasing a huge vent of gas, which then killed the entire population of Tasmania. However, this infuriated the gnome then he said, "We must do something about this banana." So they all tried to peel the banana, but then it turned back into an apple which was its original form. After that the apple said; "Back OFF! Worship me now or you shall all die!"

After the people agreed they decided to kill the apple, because otherwise they would be enslaved for an eternity, doing the apple's every whim.

However, one of the apple's seeds escaped and got buried onto soil, which made that seed grow and became another apple tree which gave identical twin to the same old magical apple, fortunately the decendants of the gnome were aware of this and finally found something to stop it from wreaking any more havoc. They have found the one weakness of the magical apple which was its ability to turn into a banana, unfortunately

 

[megaman4278]

There was once a magical apple, that glowed whenever you got near it. It shined in multiple colors, like a rainbow at the stormy beach of doom. It tasted like a really off tub of big moldy stew. This meant that the people of the apple had to buy a big, big, big enourmous mint to stop the apple being tasted. But the mint tasted like someone puked in your mouth. The taste was so damn disgusting that when someone ate it it caused white pustules to form in their brain, making them have brain farts and blackouts.

Although the apple was a regular old piece of fruit, it had certain magical properites such as the ability to fly, and swear in 5000 different languages. But then one day a gnome decided hold a competition, and the prize was to have a taste of the apple, a bite as big as a house. Unfortunately the apple was smart, and started the process of turning itself into a banana, so the gnome wasn't able to find it, because gnomes can't see the colour yellow. However this banana wasn't quite ripe yet so it was actually green, and gnomes can see green, so the gnome cried out 'thats where that banana got to, when I was looking for it', he then grabbed the banana and used his magic to destroy all of the poor people who inhabited the island of Tasmania, fortunately not many people know where Tasmania is so its population was a mere 1 million. The banana responded by releasing a huge vent of gas, which then killed the entire population of Tasmania. However, this infuriated the gnome then he said, "We must do something about this banana." So they all tried to peel the banana, but then it turned back into an apple which was its original form. After that the apple said; "Back OFF! Worship me now or you shall all die!"

After the people agreed they decided to kill the apple, because otherwise they would be enslaved for an eternity, doing the apple's every whim.

However, one of the apple's seeds escaped and got buried onto soil, which made that seed grow and became another apple tree which gave identical twin to the same old magical apple, fortunately the decendants of the gnome were aware of this and finally found something to stop it from wreaking any more havoc. They have found the one weakness of the magical apple which was its ability to turn into a banana, unfortunately when they found this out, the apple overheard of a plan to exploit this weakness, so now everytime it is asked to transform into a banana, it refuses. The gnomes all think of an ingenious plan to trick it into transforming, which is

 

[LHVWB]

Please read the rules at the beginning of the thread, DO NOT POST ENTIRE SENTENCES!!!

There was once a magical apple, that glowed whenever you got near it. It shined in multiple colors, like a rainbow at the stormy beach of doom. It tasted like a really off tub of big moldy stew. This meant that the people of the apple had to buy a big, big, big enourmous mint to stop the apple being tasted. But the mint tasted like someone puked in your mouth. The taste was so damn disgusting that when someone ate it it caused white pustules to form in their brain, making them have brain farts and blackouts.

Although the apple was a regular old piece of fruit, it had certain magical properites such as the ability to fly, and swear in 5000 different languages. But then one day a gnome decided hold a competition, and the prize was to have a taste of the apple, a bite as big as a house. Unfortunately the apple was smart, and started the process of turning itself into a banana, so the gnome wasn't able to find it, because gnomes can't see the colour yellow. However this banana wasn't quite ripe yet so it was actually green, and gnomes can see green, so the gnome cried out 'thats where that banana got to, when I was looking for it', he then grabbed the banana and used his magic to destroy all of the poor people who inhabited the island of Tasmania, fortunately not many people know where Tasmania is so its population was a mere 1 million. The banana responded by releasing a huge vent of gas, which then killed the entire population of Tasmania. However, this infuriated the gnome then he said, "We must do something about this banana." So they all tried to peel the banana, but then it turned back into an apple which was its original form. After that the apple said; "Back OFF! Worship me now or you shall all die!"

After the people agreed they decided to kill the apple, because otherwise they would be enslaved for an eternity, doing the apple's every whim.

However, one of the apple's seeds escaped and got buried onto soil, which made that seed grow and became another apple tree which gave identical twin to the same old magical apple, fortunately the decendants of the gnome were aware of this and finally found something to stop it from wreaking any more havoc. They have found the one weakness of the magical apple which was its ability to turn into a banana, unfortunately when they found this out, the apple overheard of a plan to exploit this weakness, so now everytime it is asked to transform into a banana, it refuses. The gnomes all think of an ingenious plan to trick it into transforming, which is by surrounding it with the colour yellow, but then

 

[drumm3r]

There was once a magical apple, that glowed whenever you got near it. It shined in multiple colors, like a rainbow at the stormy beach of doom. It tasted like a really off tub of big moldy stew. This meant that the people of the apple had to buy a big, big, big enourmous mint to stop the apple being tasted. But the mint tasted like someone puked in your mouth. The taste was so damn disgusting that when someone ate it it caused white pustules to form in their brain, making them have brain farts and blackouts.

Although the apple was a regular old piece of fruit, it had certain magical properites such as the ability to fly, and swear in 5000 different languages. But then one day a gnome decided hold a competition, and the prize was to have a taste of the apple, a bite as big as a house. Unfortunately the apple was smart, and started the process of turning itself into a banana, so the gnome wasn't able to find it, because gnomes can't see the colour yellow. However this banana wasn't quite ripe yet so it was actually green, and gnomes can see green, so the gnome cried out 'thats where that banana got to, when I was looking for it', he then grabbed the banana and used his magic to destroy all of the poor people who inhabited the island of Tasmania, fortunately not many people know where Tasmania is so its population was a mere 1 million. The banana responded by releasing a huge vent of gas, which then killed the entire population of Tasmania. However, this infuriated the gnome then he said, "We must do something about this banana." So they all tried to peel the banana, but then it turned back into an apple which was its original form. After that the apple said; "Back OFF! Worship me now or you shall all die!"

After the people agreed they decided to kill the apple, because otherwise they would be enslaved for an eternity, doing the apple's every whim.

However, one of the apple's seeds escaped and got buried onto soil, which made that seed grow and became another apple tree which gave identical twin to the same old magical apple, fortunately the decendants of the gnome were aware of this and finally found something to stop it from wreaking any more havoc. They have found the one weakness of the magical apple which was its ability to turn into a banana, unfortunately when they found this out, the apple overheard of a plan to exploit this weakness, so now everytime it is asked to transform into a banana, it refuses. The gnomes all think of an ingenious plan to trick it into transforming, which is by surrounding it with the colour yellow, but then the apple turned into a Pineapple!

 

[LHVWB]

There was once a magical apple, that glowed whenever you got near it. It shined in multiple colors, like a rainbow at the stormy beach of doom. It tasted like a really off tub of big moldy stew. This meant that the people of the apple had to buy a big, big, big enourmous mint to stop the apple being tasted. But the mint tasted like someone puked in your mouth. The taste was so damn disgusting that when someone ate it it caused white pustules to form in their brain, making them have brain farts and blackouts.

Although the apple was a regular old piece of fruit, it had certain magical properites such as the ability to fly, and swear in 5000 different languages. But then one day a gnome decided hold a competition, and the prize was to have a taste of the apple, a bite as big as a house. Unfortunately the apple was smart, and started the process of turning itself into a banana, so the gnome wasn't able to find it, because gnomes can't see the colour yellow. However this banana wasn't quite ripe yet so it was actually green, and gnomes can see green, so the gnome cried out 'thats where that banana got to, when I was looking for it', he then grabbed the banana and used his magic to destroy all of the poor people who inhabited the island of Tasmania, fortunately not many people know where Tasmania is so its population was a mere 1 million. The banana responded by releasing a huge vent of gas, which then killed the entire population of Tasmania. However, this infuriated the gnome then he said, "We must do something about this banana." So they all tried to peel the banana, but then it turned back into an apple which was its original form. After that the apple said; "Back OFF! Worship me now or you shall all die!"

After the people agreed they decided to kill the apple, because otherwise they would be enslaved for an eternity, doing the apple's every whim.

However, one of the apple's seeds escaped and got buried onto soil, which made that seed grow and became another apple tree which gave identical twin to the same old magical apple, fortunately the decendants of the gnome were aware of this and finally found something to stop it from wreaking any more havoc. They have found the one weakness of the magical apple which was its ability to turn into a banana, unfortunately when they found this out, the apple overheard of a plan to exploit this weakness, so now everytime it is asked to transform into a banana, it refuses. The gnomes all think of an ingenious plan to trick it into transforming, which is by surrounding it with the colour yellow, but then the apple turned into a Pineapple! And because Pineapples are yellow, the gnomes couldn't

 

[saadnafo]

There was once a magical apple, that glowed whenever you got near it. It shined in multiple colors, like a rainbow at the stormy beach of doom. It tasted like a really off tub of big moldy stew. This meant that the people of the apple had to buy a big, big, big enourmous mint to stop the apple being tasted. But the mint tasted like someone puked in your mouth. The taste was so damn disgusting that when someone ate it it caused white pustules to form in their brain, making them have brain farts and blackouts.

Although the apple was a regular old piece of fruit, it had certain magical properites such as the ability to fly, and swear in 5000 different languages. But then one day a gnome decided hold a competition, and the prize was to have a taste of the apple, a bite as big as a house. Unfortunately the apple was smart, and started the process of turning itself into a banana, so the gnome wasn't able to find it, because gnomes can't see the colour yellow. However this banana wasn't quite ripe yet so it was actually green, and gnomes can see green, so the gnome cried out 'thats where that banana got to, when I was looking for it', he then grabbed the banana and used his magic to destroy all of the poor people who inhabited the island of Tasmania, fortunately not many people know where Tasmania is so its population was a mere 1 million. The banana responded by releasing a huge vent of gas, which then killed the entire population of Tasmania. However, this infuriated the gnome then he said, "We must do something about this banana." So they all tried to peel the banana, but then it turned back into an apple which was its original form. After that the apple said; "Back OFF! Worship me now or you shall all die!"

After the people agreed they decided to kill the apple, because otherwise they would be enslaved for an eternity, doing the apple's every whim.

However, one of the apple's seeds escaped and got buried onto soil, which made that seed grow and became another apple tree which gave identical twin to the same old magical apple, fortunately the decendants of the gnome were aware of this and finally found something to stop it from wreaking any more havoc. They have found the one weakness of the magical apple which was its ability to turn into a banana, unfortunately when they found this out, the apple overheard of a plan to exploit this weakness, so now everytime it is asked to transform into a banana, it refuses. The gnomes all think of an ingenious plan to trick it into transforming, which is by surrounding it with the colour yellow, but then the apple turned into a Pineapple! And because Pineapples are yellow, the gnomes couldn't catch it.

However, the gnomes thought that this apple is evil like the old one but after months the gnomes gave up and no body herd about this apple!! Is it apple ? Is it Pineapple? or banana? and where it is?.

Suddenly, in the middle of the night the gnomes heard some noise in his house he wake up and walk trough the hall to find a hug wolf, the wolf sees him and jump on him trying to eats him but the apple was there it was a pineapple, if you wonder what is was doing there? yes it helped the gnomes by jumping in that wolf mouth and killed him,

 

[alexandgruntz]

There was once a magical apple, that glowed whenever you got near it. It shined in multiple colors, like a rainbow at the stormy beach of doom. It tasted like a really off tub of big moldy stew. This meant that the people of the apple had to buy a big, big, big enourmous mint to stop the apple being tasted. But the mint tasted like someone puked in your mouth. The taste was so damn disgusting that when someone ate it it caused white pustules to form in their brain, making them have brain farts and blackouts.

Although the apple was a regular old piece of fruit, it had certain magical properites such as the ability to fly, and swear in 5000 different languages. But then one day a gnome decided hold a competition, and the prize was to have a taste of the apple, a bite as big as a house. Unfortunately the apple was smart, and started the process of turning itself into a banana, so the gnome wasn't able to find it, because gnomes can't see the colour yellow. However this banana wasn't quite ripe yet so it was actually green, and gnomes can see green, so the gnome cried out 'thats where that banana got to, when I was looking for it', he then grabbed the banana and used his magic to destroy all of the poor people who inhabited the island of Tasmania, fortunately not many people know where Tasmania is so its population was a mere 1 million. The banana responded by releasing a huge vent of gas, which then killed the entire population of Tasmania. However, this infuriated the gnome then he said, "We must do something about this banana." So they all tried to peel the banana, but then it turned back into an apple which was its original form. After that the apple said; "Back OFF! Worship me now or you shall all die!"

After the people agreed they decided to kill the apple, because otherwise they would be enslaved for an eternity, doing the apple's every whim.

However, one of the apple's seeds escaped and got buried onto soil, which made that seed grow and became another apple tree which gave identical twin to the same old magical apple, fortunately the decendants of the gnome were aware of this and finally found something to stop it from wreaking any more havoc. They have found the one weakness of the magical apple which was its ability to turn into a banana, unfortunately when they found this out, the apple overheard of a plan to exploit this weakness, so now everytime it is asked to transform into a banana, it refuses. The gnomes all think of an ingenious plan to trick it into transforming, which is by surrounding it with the colour yellow, but then the apple turned into a Pineapple! And because Pineapples are yellow, the gnomes couldn't catch it.

However, the gnomes thought that this apple is evil like the old one but after months the gnomes gave up and no body herd about this apple!! Is it apple ? Is it Pineapple? or banana? and where it is?.

Suddenly, in the middle of the night the gnomes heard some noise in his house he wake up and walk trough the hall to find a hug wolf, the wolf sees him and jump on him trying to eats him but the apple was there it was a pineapple, if you wonder what is was doing there? yes it helped the gnomes by jumping in that wolf mouth and killed him, and that's the end of our story.

It was getting a bit long - next person start a new story please.

 

[LHVWB]

Once upon a time there was a linux distro,

 

[megaman4278]

Once upon a time there was a linux distro, named Tux, 'cause the distributor can't think of a better, catchier name. Soon this Tux gained popularity, and for the first time it was installed on a PC.

Installation was going well when

 

[Smith6612]

Once upon a time there was a linux distro, named Tux, 'cause the distributor can't think of a better, catchier name. Soon this Tux gained popularity, and for the first time it was installed on a PC. The guy who...

 

[LHVWB]

Once upon a time there was a linux distro, named Tux, 'cause the distributor can't think of a better, catchier name. Soon this Tux gained popularity, and for the first time it was installed on a PC. The guy who created this distro was


Please Follow the Rules!!! DON'T ADD ENTIRE SENTENCES!!! (3 - 6 words at a time).

 

[cowctcat]

Once upon a time there was a linux distro, named Tux, 'cause the distributor can't think of a better, catchier name. Soon this Tux gained popularity, and for the first time it was installed on a PC. The guy who created this distro was a monkey robot.

 

[Smith6612]

Once upon a time there was a linux distro, named Tux, 'cause the distributor can't think of a better, catchier name. Soon this Tux gained popularity, and for the first time it was installed on a PC. The guy who created this distro was a monkey robot. Because of that,

 

[alexandgruntz]

Once upon a time there was a linux distro, named Tux, 'cause the distributor can't think of a better, catchier name. Soon this Tux gained popularity, and for the first time it was installed on a PC. The guy who created this distro was a monkey robot. Because of that, Tux acted like it was a headless chicken.

 

[Smith6612]

Once upon a time there was a linux distro, named Tux, 'cause the distributor can't think of a better, catchier name. Soon this Tux gained popularity, and for the first time it was installed on a PC. The guy who created this distro was a monkey robot. Because of that, Tux acted like it was a headless chicken. Everyone began to...

 

[LHVWB]

Once upon a time there was a linux distro, named Tux, 'cause the distributor can't think of a better, catchier name. Soon this Tux gained popularity, and for the first time it was installed on a PC. The guy who created this distro was a monkey robot. Because of that, Tux acted like it was a headless chicken. Everyone began to stop using it for

 

[Smith6612]

Once upon a time there was a linux distro, named Tux, 'cause the distributor can't think of a better, catchier name. Soon this Tux gained popularity, and for the first time it was installed on a PC. The guy who created this distro was a monkey robot. Because of that, Tux acted like it was a headless chicken. Everyone began to stop using it for a while, and...

 

[LHVWB]

Once upon a time there was a linux distro, named Tux, 'cause the distributor can't think of a better, catchier name. Soon this Tux gained popularity, and for the first time it was installed on a PC. The guy who created this distro was a monkey robot. Because of that, Tux acted like it was a headless chicken. Everyone began to stop using it for a while, and started using opensuse, unfortunately

 

[megaman4278]

Once upon a time there was a linux distro, named Tux, 'cause the distributor can't think of a better, catchier name. Soon this Tux gained popularity, and for the first time it was installed on a PC. The guy who created this distro was a monkey robot. Because of that, Tux acted like it was a headless chicken. Everyone began to stop using it for a while, and started using opensuse, unfortunately the monkey robot who created this got angry then

 

[supajason]

Once upon a time there was a linux distro, named Tux, 'cause the distributor can't think of a better, catchier name. Soon this Tux gained popularity, and for the first time it was installed on a PC. The guy who created this distro was a monkey robot. Because of that, Tux acted like it was a headless chicken. Everyone began to stop using it for a while, and started using opensuse, unfortunately the monkey robot who created this got angry then made a better linux distro called