Once upon a time there was a linux distro, named Tux, 'cause the distributor can't think of a better, catchier name. Soon this Tux gained popularity, and for the first time it was installed on a PC. The guy who created this distro was a monkey robot. Because of that, Tux acted like it was a headless chicken. Everyone began to stop using it for a while, and started using opensuse, unfortunately the monkey robot who created this got angry then made a better linux distro called The Terminator. This distro hacked into the computers of Windows, and turned them into evil machines that sought to destroy everything. It got the launch codes for the "Nevada Proving Ground" where it started to destroy skyscrapers. Quickly, the tux distro intervened to stop the madness The Terminator was causing. It was able to inject code into the Terminator, hence the destruction stopping code meant that the rest of the skyscrapers are supposed to be safe but they are not in anyway safe at all because of a ham going around smashing everything it sees. Because the ham was also created by the same guy, but made indestructible, it couldn't be stopped by tux, meaning that
