Once on the hill there was an apple standing on its legs. It was on the dead stump of its parent tree. It was crying mournfully over the death of its fellow Granny Smith apples. Seeing this one small orange it walked over and stabbed it in the stem. Orange blood gushed onto Paris Hilton's face and arms. Then a panda with HUGE fangs and claws came and ate some nearby bamboo.
Ten years later in a peaceful world there was a guy who took a trip to Singapore and brought along his antimater bombs that he planted on top of a train headed for an capitalist terrorist camp. The train arrived, but the bomb was not filled with antimatter but highly condensed pie. When it exploded hot apple sauce flew everywhere. The terrorists were so happy they could eat hot apple sauce that they stoped being terrorists and became gay.
These ex terrorists moved to asia! While there they discovered the joy that is cock fighting and the money that came with it. They where happy and they decided to destroy the Twin Towers. Then after that bush put his speedo on and went for a swim. The resulting horror resulting in seeing an old man in a speedo caused the terrorists to hang themselves. That was the end of the terrorists, and this story...
OK everyone that was fun!
Lets start a new story, but this time try include a theme and posibly some plot... LOL
The next poster can start it ->