Once there was a guy who hung himself on a large clock tower. The clock tower happened to be located in a large guys ass. It was there because of the new technology that allowed such things. His dog had many tails and he could fly like "Tails" from "Sonic the Hedgehog".
The Large guy and tail dog were aliens that came from the planet Pluto. They came to Earth because we decided Pluto should not be a planet. They planed to go to Los Vegas and hook up with a hooker. In Las Vegas they read a story about a small dog that lived in Alaska. It went like this:
The dogs name was firefox, yeah, he wasn't really a dog, he was a fox.